Johny Hendricks punches infinitely harder than you. No matter what number you have in mind, infinity is larger. In the vastness of space and the immensity of time, it is my joy to share a planet with Johny Hendricks. It gives me the reassurance that if aliens invaded earth, our first line of defense will be a dude that rocks a beard the size of all your hopes and aspirations when you were a kid. You could fit the meaning of life inside that beard. Better yet, you could shave it all off and use the follicles to construct that huge machine from the movie Contact. You know, that device that transports people to different worlds — but technically not really. That movie always bugged me. I never understood why Jodie Foster cared about aliens, or why that blind guy couldn’t see in that movie but he could see perfectly fine in others. The world makes less sense when you strategically try to place logic on it, so give your mind a break and look at this picture of a Johny Hendrick’s face completely nude, pointing to a new high score he set at Chuck E. Cheese’s. See, the dude is even better at arcade games than you. [Source]
