Three years ago, Joe Rogan had a tree growing out of his toilet. It’s amazing that a tree could emerge from a large pipe devoid of light, but it’s even more amazing that someone was reincarnated as a tree in a toilet. Hopefully, it was some evil guy like Joseph Stalin and that was his punishment for his general douchebagary throughout history. An entire life spent feeding on the leftovers of whatever Joe Rogan had the night before — and in complete darkness. Suddenly your life ends when some plumber does this to you. Despite being surrounded by excrement, I would much rather spend my life as a tree in a toilet than to be trapped in the cage with an angry Chael Sonnen.
Last night, Joe Rogan and Chael Sonnen were locked inside of a room for over two hours and talked about everything in this universe — and that’s all that really needs to be said.
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