If my testosterone levels could speak, they’d probably bore you to sleep. Unless riding a moped and drinking Red Bull spikes T/E ratios, I’m still 1/14th the man that Alistair Overeem is. On the other hand, if energy drinks and motorized bicycles elevate my level of masculinity, then Alistair Overeem is only 1/3rd the man that I am. I’ve never had to take a test for performance enhancing drugs because the NSAC hasn’t asked me to provide them with a cup of urine. Apparently, they haven’t asked Ubereem either, but he’s still providing them with a nice warm cup of pee to prove that it’s as sterile and tasty as Lyoto Machida’s favorite breakfast beverage. He’s also using this recreational drug test as an opportunity to call out Junior Dos Santos in a fight the entire planet wanted to see at UFC 146.
We’re not sure when the NSAC will grant Overeem his license to compete for the UFC title but the Dutch kickboxer has promised his fans [b]he will be fighting in December of this year.[/b] We’re not sure who to believe, so we’re just going to cross our fingers and hope he knows something the rest of us don’t… And by the rest of us, that includes Lorenzo Fertitta, who said that Overeem will not fight for the UFC until the NSAC says it’s cool.
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