• Written by MiddleEasy @MiddleEasy

Watch Brandon Vera decapitate crash test dummies on Sport Science

I hope I never live to experience intergalactic warfare like that scene from Mars Attacks when Martians came to earth equipped with vaporizer guns and attempted to eradicate the entire human population. If you’ve never seen that movie, you’re not missing much and that opening sentence pretty much spoiled the entire movie for you (sorry). I don’t know why that film was ever made, but I do know that if Brandon Vera was cast instead of Pierce Brosnan, the aliens would never have even bothered coming to earth after seeing this video clip. Check out Brandon Vera demonstrating how he would defend the planet from all creatures with his brain-liquefying headkicks.


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