A trailer for the new Godzilla movie was released today, check it out...

A trailer for the new Godzilla movie was released today, check it out...

Am I the only person that can't take the new Godzilla seriously if it doesn't involve Dave Chappelle playing the role of the monster? Actually, television and movies need more Dave Chappelle -- however some conspiracy theorists believe that Chappelle exited the industry in an attempt to not align himself with the Illuminati. If so, then he's either on to something or just extremely paranoid. Of course this brings us to our trailer of the new Godzilla movie -- a giant reptilian alien that is hellbent on destroying humanity -- sounds familiar, conspiracy theorists? Well you have to admit it does look pretty cool in 1080p, check it out and props to @MattK187 for the find.

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+4 # Lefthea D. Kick 2013-12-10 11:58
This looks like the Godzilla movie the first American shit show was supposed to be.
+1 # SnakeJake 2013-12-10 13:56
Or Pacific Rim(job). JK. I liked that one actually.
+2 # Polybius 2013-12-10 14:14
Of course, because it's one of the greatest movies ever made.
0 # Lefthea D. Kick 2013-12-10 18:52
I also really liked Pacific Rim, could have been better but was a solid movie.
+8 # Polybius 2013-12-10 13:09
As a worshipper of everything Kaiju, this straight up made my dick explode.
+2 # Wrestle_Fuck 2013-12-10 14:54
Prepare your anus.
0 # Jakzilla 2013-12-10 15:11
Yes! Please let this be as good as it could be!
0 # Vapekush 2013-12-10 21:40
I wonder if walt will be the one to kill it with his blue crystal cannon?
0 # Will-Kill 2013-12-18 19:45
Just wait till the 3rd one when they jump the shark and introduce....

I think I can predict it, the sequel will introduce mechagodzilla to fight Godzilla. But another more evil Kaiju named King Ghidorah will show up and blow shit up. It forces mech and zilla team up to fight KG. They win in the end and at the credits the aliens will harvest Godzilla DNA to make their space Godzilla...and who is the Alien leader?

I can make some shitty monster movies....

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