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HBO wants you to roast Joffrey Baratheon using the powers of social media

HBO wants you to roast Joffrey Baratheon using the powers of social media

Oh, Joffrey Baratheon. We hate you so much. You're a coward, born of an incestious relationship and in general just a douche. You're also a fictional character, so...

But never mind mocking a character created in the hairy mind of George R.R. Martin, it's weird, but also pretty cool at the same time. HBO wants you to join in on the roast of Joffrey Baratheon on Twitter in honor of the incoming 4th season of Game of Thrones. So go ahead, mock Joffrey. He won't send Dog after you (especially since he's not with him anymore, but I don't even know what's appropriate anymore. This article is pretty strange to write considering HBO is asking us to mock someone who will never react, but you know, it's still fun I suppose. Especially for really, really lonely people or huge fans of GoT) and Joffey won't even be there to spit his vitriol in your general direction in his own defense. 

So head over to RoastJoffrey.com and mock that horrible man and overall poor King. 

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0 # bpm400 2013-12-12 15:12
and this guy quit his role coz the bullying was transfered to his real life and it became too much for him to handle..and now HBO wanna finish him MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AT DUMDUDUDMUDMDUD MUDMUDM
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+4 # Machido 2013-12-12 20:06
bpm400 you clearly have not read the book...
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0 # Uncle Sexy 2013-12-14 07:10
Americans watch and talk about TV shows way too much. If you have time to watch TV, you're failing at something.
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0 # Will-Kill 2013-12-18 19:48
If you know how the story unfolds.....app reciate him.

Unless they need to give Martin more time to finish the other books and force to stretch out the seasons compared to the books....I hope not.
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