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Watch all 5,179 deaths in Game of Thrones in under 3 minutes

Watch all 5,179 deaths in Game of Thrones in under 3 minutes

The reason why I don't watch Game of Thrones is because Elder Scrolls exists, and it's infinitely better than just watching a show on HBO. I've yet to actually purchase Elder Scrolls Online, however I will do so whenever I look at my bank account after the end of this weekend. Generally that's how all my extraneous spending is handled. The truth is, I'm great with money -- but I'm better at telling people that I'm great with money. One of those statements is a lie, and I want all of you to spend your Saturday afternoon discovering which is true. Thank you.

Oh yeah, this Game of Thrones stuff. The only reason why I'm posting this is because a large portion of you out there watch this show and could appreciate recapping every death from Game of Thrones. You better not let me down. Watch, and props to stevemcawesome for the +100 news tip.

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+8 # Jimbo7 2014-04-05 14:04
Your opening statement is probably the dumbest thing i'v ever herd and that's saying something. You can apply that to anything, you don't watch war movies cause call of booty exists or sci fi cause of mass effect.Not watching Thrones cause of Elder is just stupid
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+6 # OB. 2014-04-05 14:42
"I don't watch Game of Thrones because it's kinda similar to a game I don't own/play" 8)
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+4 # gucciMANE 2014-04-05 15:49
holy shit this writer is soo dumb its almost unbelievable.th is is the reason i only come to ME once i month, they have some cool content thats forsure but the people that are writing about the content are completely retarded.they'r e also always trying to be comedians with corny ass jokes
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+1 # Lefthea D. Kick 2014-04-05 15:59
Read the books, they're fucking absurd. Btw I'd say probably the 2nd episode of this season is going to be amazing, if not end of the 1st...
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