Menu

This fan made trailer is infinitely better than the official TMNT trailer

This fan made trailer is infinitely better than the official TMNT trailer

Guys, I know the MMA community is always divided, Fedor or Brock, Brazilian Top Team or Chute Boxe, Sakuraba or the Gracie's. There is one thing that we can come together about, we can all agree that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trailer was awful, but guess what? IT'S NOT MADE FOR US. So please stop complaining. Trust me, I understand, I grew up watching and loving TMNT and I still do love them. Sure, it sucks that this movie isn't aimed towards me and people like me but me getting mad is irrational and silly because after all, it isn't made for me, it's a vehicle to move merchandise.

Also this does nothing to destroy what you already liked about TMNT. Whether it be the comics, the animated series, the video games, the original movies. All those things are still awesome and this has zero effect on it.

Plus, we still have the glorious glorious internet to give us spoofs of the awful trailer that was.

Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

Email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Comments   

 
-1 # Wandertonio Silva 2014-04-07 12:09
What is with the weirdly colored turtles?
Reply
 
 
0 # IAMTHELINDBERGBABY 2014-04-07 13:17
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!! :-x
Reply
 
 
0 # Joe O. 2014-04-07 15:39
The problem is they could've done both, create a good Turtles movie ("for us") AND created a vehicle to move merchandise.

Instead they've decided to smear feces onto some 35mm film and call it Ninja Turtles. I'm sure all the idiots who loved the Phantom Menace will enjoy it.
Reply
 

Add comment

Security code
Refresh

This Rainbow Six: Siege footage is making us think, 'Shooter of The Year.'

E3 2014 was pretty much what everyone expected. Which doesn't mean it was bad, it was actually really good, it just wasn't anything that blew your socks off. Although if...

07-20-2014 | Gary LaPlante | 6 Comments

WHOATV - We stick a microphone in Ariel Helwani's face and get an interesting interview. How meta.

When it was first published in 1986, Watchmen was a ground breaking look at the superhero archetypes. Writer Alan Moore & artist Dave Gibbons rattled the very foundation of the...

07-26-2014 | Ben Westcott | 3 Comments

The Hangover: UFC on Fox 12 Edition

When this card was fully fleshed out, this was one of the UFC cards that made me tingly all over. It didn’t disappoint. If you missed it last night, shame...

07-27-2014 | Marcus Hall | 4 Comments

Let's relive Gennady Golovkin's TKO victory over Daniel Geale

I'm pretty sure when Badr Hari was here in America training to become a pro boxer for like two months,  before he realized he could make infinitely more in kickboxing...

07-28-2014 | Gary LaPlante | 7 Comments

SFW is a new stickfighting organization, and it's suitable for work. Check out their first event here

MMA fighters and fans are the most violent hipsters in existence. We never miss an opportunity to declare that we watched one man defeat another man in organized fighting before...

07-28-2014 | Jason Nawara | 4 Comments

A Lesson in Street MMA: 360 kicks cannot save you

  I enjoy EA UFC. I didn't used to, and throughout much of its pre-release promotion, I was apprehensive at best. Let's be honest - the Showtime kick was so long...

07-27-2014 | Christopher Jones | 7 Comments

Being Dana White makes us think that we're all hiding behind masks, or something.

Whether it bothers us or not, Dana White really is the face of the UFC. Yeah I know, that’s absurd. He’s a promoter, not a fighter. He should stop prancing...

07-21-2014 | Nate Johnson | 5 Comments

Lyoto Machida does 'The Dragon' to the smooth sounds of Lady Gaga

Elusive karate demi-god Lyoto Machida was filmed dancing at a Lady Gaga concert this weekend (or at a really impressive karaoke bar). Dressed like a cross between Roger Huerta and...

07-21-2014 | Nate Johnson | 2 Comments

Raw July 28th: John Cena vs. Plan Cesaro, Brie vs. Steph

We got a few good episodes of WWE Monday Night Raw, which is probably all that we could ask for, until tonight happened. For some reason WWE has a way...

07-28-2014 | Dave Walsh | 5 Comments

Log In or Sign Up

Registrations are OPEN this week.

Log in with Facebook

Forgot your password? / Forgot your username?