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This fan made trailer is infinitely better than the official TMNT trailer

This fan made trailer is infinitely better than the official TMNT trailer

Guys, I know the MMA community is always divided, Fedor or Brock, Brazilian Top Team or Chute Boxe, Sakuraba or the Gracie's. There is one thing that we can come together about, we can all agree that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trailer was awful, but guess what? IT'S NOT MADE FOR US. So please stop complaining. Trust me, I understand, I grew up watching and loving TMNT and I still do love them. Sure, it sucks that this movie isn't aimed towards me and people like me but me getting mad is irrational and silly because after all, it isn't made for me, it's a vehicle to move merchandise.

Also this does nothing to destroy what you already liked about TMNT. Whether it be the comics, the animated series, the video games, the original movies. All those things are still awesome and this has zero effect on it.

Plus, we still have the glorious glorious internet to give us spoofs of the awful trailer that was.

Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

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-1 # Wandertonio Silva 2014-04-07 12:09
What is with the weirdly colored turtles?
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0 # IAMTHELINDBERGBABY 2014-04-07 13:17
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!! :-x
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0 # Joe O. 2014-04-07 15:39
The problem is they could've done both, create a good Turtles movie ("for us") AND created a vehicle to move merchandise.

Instead they've decided to smear feces onto some 35mm film and call it Ninja Turtles. I'm sure all the idiots who loved the Phantom Menace will enjoy it.
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