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The Superchat discusses the temporal anomaly known as 'Time Debt' and Gary has a ****fest

The Superchat discusses the temporal anomaly known as 'Time Debt' and Gary has a ****fest

Alright, so Time Debt basically works like this: When you travel through time, or move faster than the speed of light, time will slow down for you, but will move at the regular rate those not moving faster than the speed of light. It's like how Ripley finds out that her daughter is already old and dead in the beginning of Aliens after being in a long cryosleep, but also not at all.

In this episode of The Superchat, we discuss 'time' and how it's weird and beautiful, but the temporal nature of the discussion quickly goes by the wayside once we learn of Gary's recent partaking in a ****fest. We suggest you give it a listen and play along with the Gary Sex Gambling game and then sing along to Superchat's first single, 'How Did You **** Last Night?'

 God bless you all, and God bless America.

*Warning* This episode is for extremely mature audiences only. 65+ please.

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