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Aleksander Emelianenko turned 32 today, and he was erroneously accused of rape by two Russian prostitutes

Aleksander Emelianenko turned 32 today, and he was erroneously accused of rape by two Russian prostitutes

Let me be the first to say that whenever Aleksander Emelianenko decides to write a biography about his convoluted yet insanely interesting life, I have dibs on it. Let's just recap a brief collection of articles we've written on Fedor's baby brother throughout the years:

Now this morning a report surfaced that accused Aleksander Emelianenko of raping a woman after he invited two 23-year-old Siberian girls to his apartment after a long night of celebrating his 32nd birthday. One woman accused Aleksander of literally detaining her in his apartment while sexually abusing her. After the police eventually arrived at the apartment the next morning, a reportedly 'slightly drunk' Aleksander verbally harassed news reporters claiming they were just 'lying prostitutes.'

Here's the video of Aleksander and the two prostitutes leaving the apartment in order to be questioned by police.

Apparently Aleksander Emelianenko was right after all. After being detained in police custody, the two women admitted they were prostitutes, paid 1,000 euros by Aleksander Emelianenko in order for him to 'celebrate' his 32nd birthday. When the morning came (and sobriety hit), they realized Aleksander had more money in his apartment and the two women attempted to extort him our of his cash. Aleksander refused to pay, kicked them out, and apparently they called the police and claimed that Alek raped one of them.

All charges have been dropped, case has been closed, and I'm sure Aleksander Emelianenko has one hell of a hangover.

Last modified onFriday, 02 August 2013 13:39
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+4 # Dudecallednick 2013-08-02 13:43
Russia's bread exportation is sure to take a hit. :-|
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+4 # Jim 90 2013-08-02 23:23
I wonder how family reunions go at the Emellianekos....
Actually I doubt Fedor invites Aleksander to their family reunions....sti ll a Bad Ass Mother Fucker :D
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+3 # SST 2013-08-02 13:44
So much suckering going on in under 16 seconds:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW-lnMSDqo0
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+5 # kuddlesthekid 2013-08-02 13:45
The creepy crows were def not a coincidence. But Aleksander sure did look suave as hell even with the rape beard. I'm sorry I meant surprise sex beard.
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+9 # YO 2013-08-02 13:50
Fedor is missing all the fun
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+7 # SnakeJake 2013-08-02 13:50
So that's what he's doing with his money from his win over Bob Sapp!

Also 32 years old? He looks a little older than that.
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+24 # Big Mac 2013-08-02 13:59
Hehehe, Aleks E. gets prosties. You hear that, Mom!?!? I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM!
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+7 # JD 2013-08-02 14:06
I thought Aleks was married? In that documentary he was with a woman and (I presume) his daughter. He needs to take some relationship lessons from his older brother!
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+19 # Talengard 2013-08-02 15:08
This news story is obviously proof of the 23 enigma that inspired the movie "Number 23" is alive and well in Aleksander: 32 is 23 reversed, 2 prostitutes who are twenty-three and a thirty-two year old for a total of 3 people. Mother of god
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+8 # jt33 2013-08-02 15:42
have two brothers ever been more different personality wise?..can't say im surprised aleks had some prostitutes though lol..happy birthday to him indeed.
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+4 # Ninja 2013-08-02 16:49
You never even covered the story about M-1 telling Monson that Aleks had hepatitis right before he fought him
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0 # Sporadik Styles 2013-08-02 17:46
3 annoying birds in that clip, only 2 were visible
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-1 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-02 21:09
Classy
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+2 # renerocker 2013-08-03 02:51
"After being detained in police custody, the two women admitted they were prostitutes, paid 1,000 euros by Aleksander Emelianenko in order for him to 'celebrate' his 32nd birthday"

I call BS on the €1000.
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0 # SSTEA 2013-08-03 10:11
1000 euros = 1328.50 USD... Idiot is overpaying those sluts.
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0 # SeNgokuRaiden00 2013-08-04 01:56
Still wating for Aleks vs Sergei 2
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0 # russianprussian 2013-08-04 07:32
I thought that he found religion and stopped all this bullshit. wtf?

whats the point of going to a monastery, hiding your russian prison tats and baking bread just to keep your old ways
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0 # SST 2013-08-04 13:51
that's what caused all this. .. no pussy at the monastery.
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0 # mmf 2013-08-04 14:02
hilarious
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