Alexander Shlemenko takes down a rhino with a liver shot to retain his belt

Alexander Shlemenko takes down a rhino with a liver shot to retain his belt

This article. It be written in Shlemenko post fight. He is champion. He is work hard. He use favorite move, liver shat. He keep belt. Very good. He is train. Everyday. Storm Shlemenko. Very good. Doug Rhino, he is striker. Shlemenko, he like strike. They fight. Anderson Silva say it's normal. Very good. Shlemenko train the yankee wrestling very good. He take down, he mix up. But he striker. Rhino is striker. They fight very good. 

The liver shat. The champion work very hard. Doug Marshall? No. He striker. He fighter. Shlemenko is beat you. He champion of work hard. Very good.

He is Zombieprohet. He is work hard .gif. 

Last modified onFriday, 22 November 2013 20:55
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+23 # kylefog93 2013-11-22 20:35
LIVER SHOT! *Bas Rutten voice*
+13 # Judo Mike 2013-11-22 21:07
Shlemenko is better striker.
+3 # SHIN 2 THE CHIN 2013-11-22 23:28
If you wear a skirt your gona get hurt
+15 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-11-23 00:55
Melvin Manhoef disagrees.
+8 # eli143 2013-11-23 02:47
Gokhan Saki disagrees
-6 # Judo Mike 2013-11-23 00:28
I'm so high tonight that Nick Cannon's stand up is cracking me up!
-3 # SS T 2013-11-23 00:29
this bitch fuckin throws punches like a fuckin bitch
+9 # pride_power 2013-11-23 07:47
Shlemenko is beast, scary, no.1! yes
+2 # leg kick to the head 2013-11-23 08:47
i slept with a girl that had a giant schlemenko
-1 # 2DaDeath 2013-11-23 11:44
So happy "Douche" Marshall got KO'd with his nazi iron cross chest tattoo. :lol:
+1 # JD 2013-11-23 14:31
Very stupid comment, it's true the Nazis used it but it's been used in German culture for centuries. They still use it today because of their Christian faith.
0 # 2DaDeath 2013-11-27 10:27
Well he may not admit to being a nazi, but he sure does a great job of looking like one. Let's see here. A symbol used prominently by the nazis? check. Hate-speech tattoo? check. Shaved head? check. Hatred of foreigners? check. I bet his original nickname was The White Rhino. Hey if it walks like a duck...
+1 # CharlatansUnited 2013-11-23 17:52
Same here.
0 # Nuked 2013-11-24 22:48
Yes, please research the iron cross before posting such terrible nonsense!
0 # bayzel22 2013-11-23 18:26
I am love this guy!!!
-2 # perpatraitor 2013-11-23 18:38
I like Doug Marshall. He is a dying breed for sure. Schlemenko needs better competition soon or he'll waste away in this promotion.
0 # Nuked 2013-11-24 22:49
True true.
+1 # cutu2bad 2013-11-24 13:13
He Wrecked Bubba McDaniels Body much harder than that .
+1 # Muscle Hamster 2013-11-25 00:33
Shlemenko is good, leever shat most good strike.

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