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Chinzo Machida kneed Brian Wood into a new dimension at RFA 11

Chinzo Machida kneed Brian Wood into a new dimension at RFA 11

I’m lucky that I wouldn’t need more than one hand to count the times I was kneed in the face. The most memorable time was at a Terror concert, now if you aren’t familiar with Terror, they are a hardcore band hailing from Los Angeles, they have a flair for the old school and are one of the best live acts in hardcore you’ll ever see. Their vocalist Scott Vogel is a polarizing figure, on stage, he’ll constantly pull people up by their shirts to get them on stage so they can stage dive. As he was doing this the first time I saw them live, one of the kids who jumped up on stage, kneed me right in the forehead, my knees buckled, my vision narrowed, but I didn’t go out, I was cut open as well. Thankfully, it wasn’t bad enough to the point I needed stitches and I stayed throughout the set.

Brian Wood wasn’t as lucky as I, Chinzo Machida, yes Lyoto’s brother fought him today at RFA 11. What culminating was the equivalent of a Neo-Geo cartridge being shot out of a cannon aimed directly at your jaw. Brutal.

Thanks to the .gif wizard, Zombie Prophet as always.

Last modified onFriday, 22 November 2013 20:57
Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

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+4 # Groin Stomp 2013-11-22 20:54
He got concussed badly.
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-8 # Judo Mike 2013-11-22 21:15
What the fuck was Wood trying to do? He was so far out for a takedown and Machida's body language scream "Right leg strike coming at your face!"
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+7 # SST 2013-11-22 21:56
excellent takedown defense
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0 # huh? 2013-11-22 23:47
what?
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+1 # huh? 2013-11-23 00:15
egad
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0 # tiny penis 2013-11-23 00:01
mmm cock
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-2 # horny 2013-11-23 00:02
as a beaver
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-1 # cockmeatsandwitch 2013-11-23 00:19
8==========D ~~ ~ -~~ (o)(o)- 0^:
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+3 # SS T 2013-11-23 00:25
white is right
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-1 # JD 2013-11-30 13:00
Are you trying to mock the white guy who got hurt? That makes you look like a shitty person.
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+6 # GONZO 2013-11-23 04:23
See, now that's a good referee.
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-2 # bosswell 2013-11-23 18:33
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. That ref was on it!
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-2 # SnakeJake 2013-11-23 04:46
That's auto-urine-ther apy power right there!
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-1 # AuntieRazor 2013-11-29 18:05
Keep practicing with that humor thing. Maybe you'll get it down someday. But sadly, that day isn't today. Keep trying.
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+2 # SS T 2013-11-23 05:31
piss drinking chinamen
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0 # dufus 2013-11-23 06:22
OMG did he dieded?
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+1 # MewTwo 2013-11-23 09:03
vicious. hope he makes his way to the ufc or bellator asap. probably not the latter though, can't imagine dana letting them have a machida
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+2 # mookiestick 2013-11-23 18:34
Maybe I'm not understanding this. It looked more like a flying face to the knee...
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-2 # Judo Mike 2013-11-24 13:45
Exactly!
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+1 # Bulk Bogan 2013-11-23 22:13
Beautiful knee strike. And he put some Karate Kid anger behind it too. Pure awesomeness!
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+1 # sniak 2013-11-24 09:29
He kneed him so hard, his name is now Wood Brain.
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-1 # SkeetEmUp 2013-11-25 05:03
good to see that the comments section has gone to shit
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+1 # rippie74 2013-11-25 13:44
This is the next fighter Dana White signs
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