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Alexander Gustafsson believes Jon Jones is doing whatever he can to not fight him

Alexander Gustafsson believes Jon Jones is doing whatever he can to not fight him

Alexander Gustafsson spells his last name with three consonants in a row and it's not even grammatically incorrect. That's the power of the Nords -- they have the power to assemble letters however they see fit and no one will tell them if they're making a mistake. For all we know, Alexander Gustafsson is an ancient Nordic vampire, initially bit by some Swedish war lord hundreds of years ago. That would explain Alexander striking a strong resemblance to that Eric guy from True Blood. If this is true, we've yet to see Gustafsson unleash his vampire abilities inside the Octagon. Perhaps in the future, we'll see him use his 'glamor' skills to charm the judges the next time he goes to a decision. No one has ever witnessed Alexander Gustafsson walk around in the daylight, but we do have a photo of him -- which sort of collapses our entire vampire theory. Dammit, thought we were using science to investigate stuff.

Well, I guess you're just going to have to settle for this video of Gustafsson saying that Jon Jones is doing whatever he can to not fight him.

Last modified onFriday, 18 April 2014 00:34
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-1 # Ravelife 2014-04-18 05:03
Jones next job is advertising for Aflac
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+10 # usa_is_not_ok 2014-04-18 05:07
dude took a shit kickin in the first fight and had to be carried out of the cage. of course he doesn't want to fight gus again.
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+4 # fedorssweater 2014-04-18 09:08
Quoting usa_is_not_ok:
dude took a shit kickin in the first fight and had to be carried out of the cage. of course he doesn't want to fight gus again.


He will try every which way possible to avoid a fight with Gus, again. Here's to hoping Glover can pull off a huge upset.

Knock that bozo Jones off his throne of lies.
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+2 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2014-04-18 05:21
Jon Jones is doing his best to avoid sinner and signing digital autographs
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0 # Tank 2014-04-18 08:37
Jones doesn't fight pagans......... ..... or gays.
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+6 # pterodactylb 2014-04-18 13:56
gust won that last fight.
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-6 # TheGreatCock 2014-04-18 17:43
for someone who could barely standup in the 5th round and was stumbling around like a drunk Gus sure is cocky. He hit Jones with the kitchen sink and gassed out hard and lost soundly. Jones is just gonna fuck this guy up and send him back to fighting phil davis where he will lose again. Gus is a smug bitch
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+7 # SystemOL 2014-04-18 18:56
Man, I'd never let that chick sit on my lap like that. She'd have to be bottomless, at a minimum.
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-1 # NoHomo 2014-04-19 14:08
red shorts. yum
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