superCalo: Sweden & Canada Cry; uFc why art thou forsaken me?

Written by Team ME

Last updated on July 24th, 2014

Mecca is seen as the centre, where all roads lead (you’re not in Rome anymore) as Yeats once said, things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.

Such is it with the mMa Mecca, first it was foretold by Dana White at the height of the gSp uFc love affair that Canada was the new Mecca of mMa (this assumes the old Mecca was that land of Sodom and Gomorrah being Las Vegas).

However love can die, thus the new Mecca was Brasil. This had added benefit you could pay the local favela fighters the price of a plate of beans and they would be happy, however the Jesus of this Mecca or Jerusalem rather was knocked out, his leg was broken, and so the spiritual home was moved.

There was a new prophet in town, a bearded viking in the land of Sweden, it was not Akira Corassani but rather Alex Gustafsson a former herring fisherman & well known dumplekof. Gustaffason made the champion Jon Jone look vulnerable for a time, such was the excitement that he was given a cover shot on the new EA sports uFC game.

This created problems, the next in line to Jon Jone was the media savvy popeye chicken loving Daniel Cormier who had dominated every one of his opponents with ease not seen since the prime of one Jon Jone.

The Cormier Jone match was the big one, two dominant fighters in their prime, however the EA sports cover meant that uFc had to fulfill its contractual rights in regards promotion of the game & have the matchup the cover itself promoted. Jon Jone vs Gustafsson had to happen. Then glory, glory to the money making Gods of Las Vegas, Sweden be damned, Ireland was the new Mecca, the crowds were louder & drunker, Dana White coming from Boston meant he was practically 100% born & bred Irish himself

With the new spiritual home of mMa being Ireland, there was little room left for the small frozen land of Sweden in the uFcs thoughts, it was time to abandon that particular longboat, and as they say in Stockholm a knee injury in time saves nine, nine million dollars that is.

The tears of the Swedes may freeze, but there no money in tears, A shape with lion body & head of man, a gaze as blank & pitless as the sun, so too Danas eyes turn once more wind shadows of the indignant desert birds, to El Dorado, land of Gold, hookers & expensive drinks , abandoned are the hopes & dreams of the foolish Canadian & Swedish fans for what rough beast its hour come at last slouches towards Las Vegas.

For more foretelling William Butler Yeats : The Second Coming