If I were in a situation in which I had to choose to fight next to Josh Barnett against the light, while being given the option to become a warlock who could cast fel flames from his boney fingertips, I would choose the darkness. Josh Barnett deserves to be kicking up the dust created by crushed bones as he walks through a hellscape battlefield, and I could be his Renfield, summoning imps and raising the undead army.
Now tap two mana and watch Fightland’s latest look into Josh Barnett’s career after fighting (I hope): Magic: The Gathering.