Remember that time Rampage Jackson decided he no longer worked for a company he was under contract with? Yeah, that didn’t work out well. As Rampage howled at the moon and humped some unfortunate passer-by, he probably thought he almost got away with it, just like he got away with killing that poor, unborn child when he went on a violent police chase. Oh Rampage, you so cray. You just so, so cray. Also stupid.
So now Bellator has blocked Rampage from fighting at UFC 186, which has turned into a super shitty card after we’ve lost Rory MacDonald vs Hector Lombard, TJ Dillashaw defending his bantamweight title against Renan Barao, and now this.
It’s cool though, Ben Henderson just threw a toothpick in his mouth and said “I wanna save UFCth 186th.” It’s hard to speak clearly with a toothpick in your mouth.
Hey @ufc looks like u guys need some help for #UFC186…I can make 170lbs by then, any takers??? #OpenCall #TheOnceAndFutureKing
— Benson Henderson (@BensonHenderson) April 7, 2015