Protect yourself at all times, even when you’re robbing a jewelry store at gunpoint. From the “maybe karma does exist” files, we have an armed robber with little to no striking defense. Wearing sunglasses indoors and listening to Eminem mixtape on his way to the store probably did not help his cause.
As soon the armed gunman enters the store he places his tote bag made from recycled materials on the counter and checks for any employees or customers in his line of sight. Before anonymous thief letter D could utter the phrase “I’m Thief D. And I get respect Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect” he gets a vicious unchecked headkick right to the back of his fluffy brain stem.
Come for the headkick, stay and watch in horror as the robber has what looks like a seizure on the floor. Don’t steal from this jewelry store. Ever.
