UFC Fighters vs. arcade boxing machine. Conor McGregor somehow beats Cain Velasquez and Jon Jones

Conor McGregor must have just hit ↑↑↓↓←→←→B A Start on a spiritual NES controller prior to playing this arcade boxing punch machine. In the battle of UFC man versus boxing machine, only one can truly be the Ultimate Fighter. Whether it’s using the Konami Code or taking a running start at an immobile hanging punching bag, as the old saying goes “if you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying”.

Unless you’re a MMA fighter competing in the states of California or Nevada and you get caught using PEDs, then if you cheat you will be banished for 24 months and most of your monies will be taken away from you. The UFC also really wants to bust you for PED use now to. Don’t cheat the UFC.

So Johnny Hendricks, Jon Jones, Cain Velasquez, Anderson Silva, Alexander Gustafsson, and for some reason Conor McGregor, if you feel the need to performance enhance your arcade boxing punch machine game skills go right ahead but know certain state athletic commissions are watching your every move.

“The Machine” is always watching you.

Published on June 10, 2015 at 3:45 pm
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