We take our toes for granted. Yes, someone you know has gone full hipster and told you about how we don’t need our pinky toes, and it’ll eventually fall off, but that’s not the point. The point is that we don’t appreciate our toes until they’re stubbed, cut or brutally mangled. Consider Michael Bisping.
Today he had a 5 round knock down drag out war with Thales Leites, one he emerged victorious from by only a split decision, but he looked good anyways. He looked good, despite HAVING THE MAJORITY OF THE BOTTOM OF HIS DAMN TOE MELTED OFF OH MY GOD MICHAEL BISPING.
Please take a look:
Michael Bisping’s toe injury he suffered in the first round of the #UFCGlasgow main event makes me want to throw up: pic.twitter.com/hxGP3uDwQr
— Fury’s Fight Picks™ (@FurysFightPicks) July 19, 2015
That explains why he was slipping and sliding all over the place now and then. I thought he had injured his ankle. Brutal.
