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Jon Jones can’t see Anderson Silva as a cheater. MMA world winks and nods.

A handful of MMA fans smiled and shook their heads knowingly when Jon Jones rationalized Anderson Silva’s drug use yesterday. During a Q&A Session, Jones said, “When you go through a...

03-02-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Despite Cat’s protest, new camera angle shows Rousey’s armbar was totally “in”

Following her loss to Ronda Rousey Saturday night, a stunned Cat Zingano said, “She had my arm and I saw her leg right there and I thought to grab it...

03-02-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Cris Cyborg eats 30 pound breakfast, weighs 175 pounds

Cris Cyborg, the divisive 145-pounder who has argued pointlessly for months with Ronda Rousey over a fantasy catch weight fight at 140 pounds, ate breakfast on Sunday. And shortly thereafter,...

03-02-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Conor McGregor dodges an early retirement when Cat Zingano throws a hat at him

Cat Zingano is not a professional hat thrower. She's trained in the ways of various martial arts, yes. Throwing stars, maybe. Hats? We don't know. Her accuracy is suspect to...

03-01-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Ronda Rousey is God?

Yes, Ronda Rousey could armbar God. There comes a time when too many children of God get armbarred, thus you must move on to God himself. You know, Vitor Belfort's...

02-28-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Dana White caught in the middle of Jon Jones/Rumble Johnson violent altercation at press conference

Another day in MMA, another embarrassing altercation, failed drug test or wrong choice. What will happen next? Will Jon Jones get drunk behind the wheel of a car and crash...

02-28-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Low blow, punches to back of the head, and late stoppage? We have found MMA’s worst ref

Everything is bigger in Texas. So if your gimmick is being “MMA’s worst ref ever” then you might as well as establish your dominance under the watchful eye of the...

02-28-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Ronda Rousey plans to earn millions at UFC 184, then go buy Mayweather vs. Pacquiao tickets

Dateline somewhere between an Octagon in Los Angeles and a boxing ring in Las Vegas. Set to defend her UFC women’s bantamweight title at UFC 184, Ronda Rousey has become...

02-28-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

At Bellator 134 King Mo chopped down Cheick Kongo, then Kongo got on the mic to cut a promo

So in a fight between a Brazilian fighter and a British fighter, the Connecticut Bellator crowd chanted “USA,USA, USA” at the men in the cage. It was that kind of...

02-27-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Watch the UFC 184 weigh-ins and get results with all your favorite YouTube commentators

Before UFC 184 can take place Saturday night in Los Angeles, California all the fighters must weigh-in. Starved fighters will fist pose in their underwear for your viewing please. UFC...

02-27-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Nick Diaz tells us about that goddamn gold and white or blue and black dress

Before I start this, let me apologize: I am sorry for bringing the discussion of the dress here. I wanted to avoid doing so, but being the bastard I am,...

02-27-2015 | Joel Muckett | No comments

Video: So here’s UFC champ Chris Weidman singing “Uptown Funk” the best he can

On the journey of life there are crossroads. Before he ever thought about becoming a MMA fighter a young Chris Weidman came to a four-way stop in his life. Would...

02-27-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Rumor: After UFC 184 win Ronda Rousey will sign-up for a Street Fighter tourney, call out Cammy

At their core all great athletes are constantly in search of their next big challenge. With UFC 184 just days away, UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey may have found...

02-26-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Breaking: Kimbo Slice will try and fight a 51 year old Ken Shamrock, again!

Kimbo Slice needs to get fed. A wise man once said "to get the bread, you must fight". YouTube sensation, Elite XC dream crusher, and now unretired MMA fighter, Kimbo...

02-26-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Gilbert Melendez takes pic with GSP on Instagram; Nick Diaz invades and wins comments section

Like a 21st century ninja, Nick Diaz is always watching. No venue of life is safe from a surprise Nick Diaz strike. Combing through the 286 people Diaz follows on...

02-26-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Using woodwork art, watch an animated Ronda Rousey destroy Alexis Davis in Gone In 16 Seconds

Ronda Rousey is coming for your favorite Saturday morning cartoon heroes. Rousey will crush all your Little Ponies and she will force Jem to tap-out via armbar. For the love...

02-25-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Josh Neer’s “victim” may have actually won the fight, claims Dentist only scored after-hours violence

Did Josh Neer just beat the bejesus out of some provocative anti-friend from Facebook?  If you ask YouTube, yes he did.  “Neer has poked you six times in a row,”...

02-25-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Say ain't so. Joe Rogan says high possibility Fedor Emelianenko was on steroids

Nothing is sacred in the ancient practice of mixing your martial arts. Fighters beating up keyboard warriors, our favorite athletes not getting the sponsor money they deserve and a wide...

02-25-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Video: So here's legend Mickey Rourke hanging with Ronda Rousey and Jake Ellenberger

If part time actor, occasional boxer, and full time legend Mickey Rourke starts hanging out at your local MMA gym nobody is going to ask him to stop. Just give...

02-25-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

EDITORIAL: Josh Neer Gym Video The Final Disgrace

TOPSHAM, Maine, February 24, 2015 -- Being a Mixed Martial Arts fan means turning a blind eye to many of indiscretions that have happened in the name of MMA. It...

02-24-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

UFC Fighter James Krause Seems Unhappy with Pay and the Reebok Deal

NEW YORK, New York, February 24, 2015 -- When Dana White discussed ushering in a new era of the UFC with #TheTimeIsNow by signing an exclusive deal with Reebok there...

02-24-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Josh Neer posts totally fucked up beating at a gym on YouTube

Not really sure what to say about this, other than it's someone who may be Josh Neer beating the ever living hell out of someone at a gym. It's violent,...

02-23-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Underdogs won 10 of 11 at UFC Fight Night 61, sportsbook Bovada.LV unfairly loses almost $1 million

Online sportsbook Bovada.LV was hijacked by a cosmic hiccup this weekend when 10 of 11 underdogs won their fights at UFC Fight Night 61.  The statistical anomaly resulted in multiple...

02-23-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

B.J. Penn pays tribute to Elvis Presley, circa 1973

Elvis Presley was a thin, gesticulating young man in 1955, his sleek ankles tucked neatly into a slim pair of blue suede shoes.  Less than twenty years later, he was...

02-23-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Replay: Frank Mir claims what was left of Bigfoot Silva's chin

Frank Mir walked into Brazil with the air of a man who believed he could keep on fighting despite the rest of the world thinking he should spend the rest...

02-22-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

DEVELOPING: Mayweather and Pacquiao to Fight, UFC Needs New Strawman

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, February 22, 2015 -- This week there was a major development in the world of combat sports when the dream fight of Floyd Mayweather vs. Manny Pacquiao...

02-22-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Matt Mitrione Assaults Malki Kawa's Pristine Image

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, February 22, 2015 -- In an unprecedented assault UFC fighter Matt Mitrione has declared that Malki Kawa is perhaps a bad influence on Jon Jones. Kawa, best...

02-22-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Bet your house on Jose Aldo, Conor McGregor can’t jump on this wooden beam to save his life

It’s not too late to start promoting the UFC featherweight title fight between Jose Aldo and Connor McGregor as the spiritual sequel to the 1992 sports buddy comedy film ‘White...

02-21-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Behold the greatest ring card girl of all-time. She does magic tricks between rounds

Advancements in the ever evolving sport of mixed martial arts have come to somewhat of a standstill in recent years. The world’s fastest growing sport for the last ten years...

02-21-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Cool dog named Mochi and a woman named Ronda Rousey star in this new commercial

Breaking news out of somewhere in Southern California, dogs are still awesome. It what appears to be an advertisement for music you play for your dogs or headphones you wear...

02-21-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Can’t stop staring at this picture of Dan Henderson with George Bush and Barbara Bush

The year was 1992, gas cost $1.05 a gallon, Color Me Badd played on the radio, the movie “A Few Good Men” graced the silver screen, and future MMA legend...

02-20-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Video: Jon Jones finds new way to mock Dan Cormier, through the music of Stone Cold Steve Austin

Winners win, losers lose, and true champions take a victory lap with beer while their opponent cries after a hard fought battle. Before Jon Jones moves on to a title...

02-20-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Ronda Rousey is upset about ring girls, but Arianny might have a long-term edge in this war

Ronda Rousey, who is “always extremely happy with how [she’s] been treated” by the UFC, nonetheless doesn’t think ring girls should make more than fighters.  Arianny Celeste is a ring...

02-19-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Report: Don't be hypnotized. This sultry Gunnar Nelson dance will improve his striking by 300%

Don't get Gunnar Nelson too excited or the results will shock you to your core. Still shaken by his split decision loss to Ricky Story in October, Nelson and his...

02-19-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Breaking: Saaaaay Whhhaaaat? Luke Rockhold hooked up with the co-host of Millionaire Matchmaker

Quickly becoming the Val Venis of the UFC Universe, middleweight contender Luke Rockhold's dating exploits are becoming the stuff bro-legend. Breakout the hard saxophone beats and lay down on your...

02-19-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

In a brief sparring exchange, Ronda Rousey looks really good against B.J. Penn

Ronda Rousey visited the Medes Brothers’ gym last weekend, where she sparred with Jiu-Jitsu prodigy B.J. Penn.   Before Penn suffered through his late career, winning just one of his last...

02-18-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

No more PEDs? Thanks a lot UFC

From we're regulated by the f*$*&^%*$ing government to we will ban any fighter that tests positive for performance enhancing drugs for 1,460 days, the Ultimate Fighting Championship is attacking the...

02-18-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Do you have a human face? Because Bellator is hiring seat fillers for their next event

Possibly due to extremely high interest in their fight card or the leftovers remnants of Beatle-Mania, the Bellator mixed martial arts organization has had to think outside the box for...

02-18-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Video: Chuck Liddell Literally Has No Clue How MMA Drug Testing Works

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, February 17th, 2015 -- The issue of Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) in Mixed Martial Arts has reached what many are calling the epidemic phase. Fighters are failing...

02-17-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Russia's M-1 Global to host medieval jousting. Of course.

Top Russian MMA organization M-1 Global started dabbling in medieval armored fights in August 2014.  At two separate events, a handful of 20th century men have dressed up like tattooed...

02-17-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

MMA Fans in Uproar After CM Punk Calls MMA Pro Wrestling

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin, February 16, 2015 -- After just one month of training as a professional athlete CM Punk is continually in the spotlight. The former WWE Champion (fake, as in,...

02-16-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Urijah Faber really hates Ireland, and freckles, and red hair, but he’s OK with Conor McGregor

Urijah Faber sat down in a cluttered room at Team Alpha Male Radio one hour and ten minutes into the video below.  He spent the next hour eating food and...

02-16-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

UFC Fan Admits to Using PEDs to Power Through UFC Fight Night Event

EAST LANSING, Michigan, February 15, 2015 -- It was a cold night in East Lansing, Michigan where local sports enthusiast Byron Pelan huddled up in his man cave in his...

02-15-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Wednesday's Dana White Come to Jesus Meeting Set to Not Be Fun

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, February 15, 2015 -- After a rash of heart-breaking drug test failures for the UFC over the past few months, Dana White and Lorenzo Fertita have scheduled...

02-15-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Benson Henderson harnesses the Holy Spirit of BJ Penn, moves up in weight & chokes Brandon Thatch

Don’t call him Ben, he has earned the right to be the only Benson in the UFC Universe. On four weeks’ notice, against a red hot prospect, in a weight...

02-14-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Sex before a fight? Let real MMA fighters debate the hot button issue

Is it safe to have sex during a weight cut? What about intimate relations after a big high calorie post weigh-in meal? These are the questions that keep kinky MMA...

02-14-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Ronda Rousey’s mom, Dr. Ann Maria gives us advice for Valentine's Day. Thank you!

If you took your significant other to Dave and Buster’s only to watch Bellator 133 as “your big Valentine's Day surprise" there is still time. If you made exclusive reservations...

02-14-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

At Bellator 133 Alexander Shlemenko may have just spinning struck Melvin Manhoef into early retirement

Alexander Shlemenko will still be throwing spinning strikes in his backyard when he’s in his 60s. Shlemenko was put on this earth to fling poetic spinning attacks at other human...

02-13-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Video: Ex-UFC guy Matt Riddle’s pro wrestling debut deemed a no contest after multiple run-ins

Live from a warehouse in New Jersey Matt Riddle just cannot catch a break. Going an impressive 1-0-0 in his final three UFC fights with two no contests, Riddle last...

02-13-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Here’s a never before seen pic of Georges St-Pierre buying a homeless man dinner after he won at UFC 154

Former UFC champion and current crusader against PEDs in MMA Georges St-Pierre doesn’t like aliens but he does like a big bowl of poutine. After his five round win at...

02-13-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

If you ever wanted to see a monkey from Thailand attack UFC fighter Mike Swick, this video is for you

Many miles from civilization and lost in the humid jungles of Thailand we find UFC fighter Mike Swick. Separated from his party and possibly suffering from heat exhaustion, Swick attempts...

02-12-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Walkoff front kick KO? Walkoff front kick KO to the face!

And boom goes the dynamite. If The Karate Kid threw front kicks with the force of Brazilian welterweight Luis Santos the entire film franchise would be reduced to just one...

02-12-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Demetrious Johnson not afraid of T.J. Dillashaw, would totally fight him for millions of dollars

Proving that he has no anxiety at all over risking his reputation in a superfight with UFC Bantamweight champion T.J. Dillashaw, Flyweight champ Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson has expressed interest...

02-11-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Report: This X-Ray shows Miesha Tate's inner thoughts and she thinks Sarah Kaufman is irrelevant

The rivalry involving UFC bantamweights Miesha Tate and Sarah Kaufman has reached Instagram levels of hate. Bypassing the social networks of Twitter as well as Facebook the tension that exists...

02-11-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Faber to fight Edgar in Manila, proves superfights don’t always have to be truly super

In what has been deemed a “superfight,” because the two men are ranked in different weight classes and neither will be risking the loss of a title, highly-ranked Featherweight Frankie...

02-11-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

MMA website posts monotonous article about another stupid failed drug test

Moments ago, I wrote this article, which will likely slip past my stoned editor and get posted out of lazy habit.  Hector Lombard has failed a drug test, testing positive...

02-10-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

VIDEO: Ronda Rousey Behind-the-Scenes For SI Swimsuit Edition

LOS ANGELES, California, February 10, 2015 -- UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey is in demand, that much is clear to any ardent observer of the world of Mixed Martial...

02-10-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Khabib signs contract to fight Cowboy Cerrone, seems not legit

On Twitter today, Khabib Nurmagomedov jabbed at Cowboy Cerrone, claiming he has signed a contract to fight the borderline overactive lightweight.  But the contact, written using a blue pen on...

02-10-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Anderson Silva yanked from TUF: Brazil 4, which is actually filming in Vegas, unfortunately

The Nevada State Athletic Commission, which is based in the United States of America, has asked the UFC to remove Anderson Silva as coach of The Ultimate Fighter: Brazil 4,...

02-09-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Despite looking like a masochist, Cro-Cop is probably a healthy hedonist who is ready for his final round

There is no doubt a dirty little overlap between hedonism and masochism, where the two meet in that grey zone where self-harm can be experienced as pleasure.  Of course, masochism...

02-09-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Ronda Rousey confuses potential critics by gaining weight for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Ronda Rousey has just been featured in the 2015 installment of the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue.   That’s great news for just about everyone, including Ronda, the UFC, and anyone...

02-09-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

REPORT: GSP Classifies PEDs as a Biological Weapon

MONTREAL, Quebec, Canada, February 8, 2015 -- Former UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St-Pierre has made sure that there is no confusion out in the world about his opinions on PEDs....

02-08-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Fabricio Werdum Has No Clue How Reebok Sponsorships Will Work But Has An Opinion

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil, February 8, 2015 -- The MMA world is still a bit confused when it comes to the UFC and Reebok apparel deal that was finalized heading...

02-08-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Somebody needs to wrestle Wanderlei Silva. So Silva may do pro wrestling with Phil Baroni in Japan.

Retired mixed martial arts fighter Wanderlei Silva just wants someone to take off their shirt and wrestle with him. Clogged with athletic energy he does not have an outlet for,...

02-07-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Report: BJ Penn calls Jon Fitch a coward for using steroids or forgetting to bring assigned items to a BBQ

Breaking news out of former UFC’s lightweight champion Baby Jay or BJ Penn’s iPhone twitter application. Penn’s cellular phone service has finally allowed him to tweet out a message saved...

02-07-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Nick Diaz executes greatest non-loss in MMA history: NSAC revokes Anderson Silva win and rules fight a no contest

According to NSAC director Bob Bennett, Anderson Silva’s win over Nick Diaz never happened, and the entire bout has been converted to a “no contest.” The change occurred despite Silva’s...

02-07-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

MMA fan whose last idealistic refuge was a clean Jon Fitch harshly bitch slapped by MMA gods

A starry-eyed man who almost had a nervous breakdown over Anderson Silva’s positive test was just back handed right in the face by an unforgiving universe when Jon Fitch failed...

02-06-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Rumor: Anthony Pettis talks CM Punk and title fight with a black eye. Punk probably gave him that black eye

A clearly distraught and perhaps traumatized Anthony Pettis was reportedly seen with a fresh black eye during his latest exclusive interview. Blocking out the rest of the world with slick...

02-06-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Cro Cop loses controversial decision to random guy in this alleged Croatian commercial

Dateline somewhere in the Republic of Croatia. Riding a two fight winning streak heading into his return to the UFC, footage has emerged of Pride FC legend Mirko Cro Cop...

02-06-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Scientific community stunned as Felice Herrig accidentally clones herself with an iPhone 4S

Felice Herrig, a female UFC fighter famous for her various face-offs with forgotten opponents, accidentally cloned herself Thursday. “I guess I took too many selfies,” she said, reflecting. And according to physicist...

02-06-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Breaking: Chael Sonnen takes the high road, no wait he says Anderson Silva was always on steroids

Noted ESPN analyst Chael Sonnen surprisingly has an opinion about Anderson Silva's recent drug scandal. An introvert by nature, Sonnen opened up in not one, but two different interviews to...

02-05-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Anderson Silva’s strength and conditioning coach: thick, solid, tight, and a big fan of supplements

Rogerio Camoes, head strength and conditioning coach at Black House, is a physical marvel at 57 years old.  His vascularity and body mass are twin wonders, there is no question. ...

02-05-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Every single professional athlete in every single sport is on steroids, according to swole heavyweight Sean McCorkle

UFC veteran Sean McCorkle, who to his credit looks swole as all hell in his main Twitter photo, is being fearlessly honest about the universal use of performance enhancers in...

02-05-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Report: Cesar Gracie says Nick Diaz obviously wasn't stoned during the fight

Breaking news out of Team Cesar Gracie as it was revealed today that Nick Diaz doesn’t fight stoned. After going five rounds with former UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva, it...

02-04-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Anderson Silva denies using steroids, blames some dude who tests blood for a living

Anderson Silva is blaming a testing facility for causing him to test positive for two banned substances before UFC 183.  According to his doctor, “a contamination or mistake from the...

02-04-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

This Fedor tattoo on that guy's arm looks sad because so many UFC fighters are on drugs

Somewhere a single tear drop falls down the face of a man who just got a Fedor Emelianenko tattoo on his arm. The man is depressed because he lost a...

02-04-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

BREAKING: Anderson Silva and Nick Diaz Prove That Everyone's On Drugs

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, February 3, 2015 -- In a shocking revelation from longtime MMA and Boxing journalist Kevin Iole this evening it looks like a strange twist of fate has...

02-03-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

The Diaz Boys and the Mystery of the Strange Horizontal Elbow

Perhaps the greatest mystery to come out of UFC 183 was how in the world Nick Diaz believed he was ahead on the cards going into round 5.  But secondarily,...

02-03-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Georges St. Pierre and Anderson Silva spar, then look like best friends who will never fight, unfortunately

Anderson Silva and Georges St. Pierre, two of the greatest mixed martial artists of all time, sparred with boxing gloves on, then had an endearing laugh together at an area...

02-03-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

BREAKING: Chris Weidman Just Wants to See Anderson Silva Retire Already

NEW YORK, February 2, 2015 -- Chris Weidman’s climb to the top of the UFC’s Middleweight division has a lot to do with two fights against Anderson Silva. The first...

02-02-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

REPORT: Anderson Silva Just Wants to, You Know, Talk to His Family First

LAS VEGAS, February 2, 2015 - “Dad, stop, you no fight more” became Anderson Silva’s mantra this past weekend after the enthralling five-round scrap with Nick Diaz at UFC 183....

02-02-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

REPORT: Anderson Silva and Nick Diaz Redefine SuperFight and Everyone is Disappointed

LAS VEGAS, February 1, 2015 -- Last night at UFC 183 Anderson Silva and Nick Diaz put on a fight for the ages, a clash between two of the biggest...

02-01-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

At UFC 183 Anderson Silva won, cried, and hey Nick Diaz was cool with that

Whoever scripted the first five minutes of the UFC 183 main event needs some kind award. Nick Diaz deserves a raise. Anderson Silva deserves a raise. Even the giant floating...

01-31-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

If you enter UFC 183's Draft Kings tournament, you'll win money and prove your MMA knowledge to the world

Hey, you. Pssst. Let's be honest, you know more about MMA than all of your little buddies. You're the guy who pockets the pizza money then upwardly nods to your...

01-31-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Invicta FC’s Kristi Lopez does the best Flash Dance routine ever, then gets ice water dropped on her

Kristi Lopez is officially MMA’s Jennifer Beals. Lopez probably has some steel welding skills and a lovable dog named Grunt watches over her as she trains for her next Invicta...

01-31-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Massive UFC error: organization signed subpar Anderson Silva instead of elite Diaz training partners

According to Joe ‘Stitch Em Up’ Schilling, a man who has been training with Nick Diaz, Joe Schilling is a better kickboxer than Anderson Silva.  “I think it would be...

01-31-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Nick Diaz super-fan crashes his car. Yells don’t be scared homie and films it all

Crash your car 60 feet down the side of a mountain? Don’t be scared homie. Break your foot and arise from the car a bloody mess? Don’t be scared homie....

01-31-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Watch the UFC 183 weigh-ins and get results with all your favorite rational YouTube commentators

The UFC 183 weigh-ins are upon us. Clothes will be shed and fists will be raised in the name of Zuffa cage fighting. Will Anderson Silva be extra stoic at...

01-30-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Classic Nick Diaz and Anderson Silva staredown was freaking intensely unexciting

Yesterday, an imperceptibly electric Nick Diaz and Anderson Silva engaged in a highly anticipated media day staredown that was tranquil and uneventful, in an extreme way. The two invisibly bristling...

01-30-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Invicta FC’s Emily Corso posts picture of her beautifully painted, but unfortunately horrifically disfigured toe

Emily Corso, an undefeated Invicta fighter, has posted a picture of an exquisitely painted toe, dappled with blue, green and gold sparkles.  Unfortunately, the otherwise delightful appendage is broken, turned...

01-30-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Nick Diaz, a role model for children who have teeth

Nick Diaz, a man who is sometimes unfairly regarded as a poor sport, an irresponsible recreational drug user, and an unreliable UFC employee, is a role model for children who...

01-30-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Epic Brock Lesnar vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin trailer makes us want things we didn’t know we wanted

Even though this amazing Brock Lesnar versus Stone Cold Steve Austin trailer is complete fabrication and propaganda for a wrestling match that will never happen it is still the best...

01-30-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Man with unshaven face has found Nick Diaz in a house

A man wearing a thin necklace over a t-shirt, with gray stubble on his face, has located Nick Diaz in a house.  “Diaz in the House Baby,” he said.  Thankfully, that man...

01-29-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Even Rampage is laughing at his UFC return fight at UFC 186

On Instragram today, Rampage Jackson revealed the identity of the Light Heavyweight adversary he’ll be facing during his return fight at UFC 186.  The Brazilian man, Fabio Maldonado, won five...

01-29-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Rumor: Eying super fights Demetrious Johnson declines Mike Dolce, goes on Ickey Woods' Cold Cut Diet

Too nice for his own good, rumblings have surfaced Demetrious Johnson has declined the services of renowned MMA food therapist Mike Dolce for his next training camp. The leading practitioner...

01-29-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Report: Ahead of UFC 183, Marshawn Lynch is Nick Diaz’s spirit animal

Dateline the 300 miles of desert landscape that currently separate UFC fighter Nick Diaz and Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch. The pair may not be separated at birth since Lynch was...

01-29-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Anderson Silva just caught you looking at his legs and wants you to stop

Like an exasperated young woman on a subway in Newark, Anderson Silva is sick of everyone talking about his legs. “This is the question all the people talk,” he says in...

01-28-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Nick Diaz misses UFC 183 media workouts. Diaz disturbingly absent from staged UFC airport video

The MMA community held its breath today, as Nick Diaz was clearly nowhere to be seen in a staged UFC video.  The video, a simple troll designed to get people...

01-28-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Breaking: Cain Velasquez will fight Fabricio Werdum! Probably at UFC 188, probably in North America

Heavyweights will fight for a UFC belt sometime in 2015. The current UFC interim heavyweight champion is Fabricio Werdum. The 37 year old Werdum is a grown man weighing less...

01-28-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Nick Diaz yells at New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick about deflategate for about a minute

Nick Diaz probably doesn't watch football. Maybe if Diaz watched football as a young boy in Stockton he would have strived to be a NFL reporter. Nick Diaz the sports...

01-28-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Thank you Jesus, only one fighter compares himself to Michael Jordan during Countdown to UFC 183

It seems ridiculous to introduce Nick Diaz in generic terms, which is customary during these early sentences.  Like describing him as a “UFC fighter,” or a “former number one contender,”...

01-27-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Dana White saves UFC from Usher, vetoes pretentious Anderson Silva walkout song change

Dana White, the sometimes seemingly insensitive President of the UFC, reminded the MMA world that he cares about the sport recently, when he barred Anderson Silva from using a new...

01-27-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

VIDEO: Countdown to Anderson Silva vs. Nick Diaz

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, January 26th, 2015 -- On Saturday night the UFC returns with UFC 183 with what is one of the biggest fights of the year between Anderson Silva...

01-26-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

VIDEO: Luke Rockhold is Looking For Love on Cable Television

LOS ANGELES, California, January 26th -- Many critics of Mixed Martial Arts and the UFC have noted that the sport and brand have had issues over the last few years...

01-26-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

UFC on FOX 14 could have been worse, in retrospect

When I was 55 years old, I learned that my wife of twenty years was having an affair with my good friend Robert Johnson.  Now I pride myself in being...

01-25-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Edmond Tarverdyan’s new coaching method of cheering and cursing a lot carries Travis Browne to win at UFC 181

You want Glendale Fight Club’s Edmond Tarverdyan in your corner. When you are in your office cubical filing TPS reports you need Edmond Tarverdyan yelling at you from a distance....

01-24-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Wanderlei Silva learns 50 years of collective bargaining strategy from the NFLPA's Demaurice Smith in 5 minutes

In the latest installment in “How the Wanderlei Silva turns” here is the former Pride FC champion wearing a plaid shirt. Silva is talking in an intense manner towards the...

01-23-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Ronda Rousey won’t armbar your orc in World of Warcraft, but she’ll have a nice conversation

Deep in the heart of Draenor UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey is wearing pair of Monster headphones and interacting with a friendly orc. Ever since the orcs invaded the...

01-23-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Anthony Johnson says Jon Jones should’ve been punished more for his failed drug test. A lot more!

After bobbing and weaving away from the dangers of delicious Swedish cuisine, UFC light heavyweight contender Anthony Johnson had some unpleasant to unkind words for current champ Jon Jones. With...

01-23-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Investigation: With a tear in his eye Ric Flair won the 1992 Royal Rumble despite multiple eye pokes

Never one to call extra attention to himself "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair has been living with a burden for the past 23 years. A physical specimen and pro wrestling...

01-22-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

The Diaz Brothers run the best neighborhood watch and here's the shirt to prove it

The Diaz brothers would like to run your homeowners association. Running on a platform of folks getting slapped, wolf tickets, soccer moms in Lodi, and nunchucks the Diaz brothers will...

01-22-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Throwback Thursday: Alex Reid proves that prolonged stare downs may likely result in spontaneous shows of intimacy

Cage Rage fighter Alexander Aristides “Reidernator” Reid proved something years ago that we suspected, but were probably afraid to admit: if an MMA stare down is allowed to linger longer...

01-22-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Circumstances be damned, Mirko Cro-Cop makes us feel shame for doubting him

Despite his advancing age, his losing record in the UFC, and the heartbreak his fans suffered during what was supposed to be a Pride-affirming march to the title in 2007,...

01-22-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

SuperCalo visits Germany and ADIDAS HQ: Part II

Herzogenaurach Baveria  16th January 2014. I am staying at the 3 star Gaestehaus-Herzogenaurach.  This is a delightful bed and breakfast type hotel. The eggs at breakfast are done two ways, scrambled & boiled, although...

01-22-2015 | super Calo | No comments

Breaking: Kimbo Slice should fight the guy he KO'd in boxing says guy he KO'd in boxing

From the shores of Nicaragua Kimbo Slice has been called out. Well known American theoretical physicist and string theorist Brian Greene appears to have had it up to here with...

01-21-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Odds maker inexplicably immune to Conor McGregor hype, weirdly labels him underdog to Aldo

According to rogue odds-maker Bovada, Jose Aldo is a 9/5 favorite (-180) in a potential featherweight title fight with Conor McGregor. The estimate is bewildering, defying the seemingly irresistible hype...

01-21-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Dave Herman gets tazed, jiu jitsu doesn't work and his wife records it all

The buzz around the world of mixed martial arts is the arrest of former UFC fighter Dave Herman. You may remember Herman from such UFC fights as UFC on Fuel...

01-21-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Renowned anti- Narcissist Felice Herrig believes Mortal Kombat X has hijacked her likeness

Felice Herrig, a UFC fighter known for being modest and not self-involved at all, believes her likeness was stolen and used as the inspiration for Cassie Cage, a character in...

01-21-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

UFC Cro-Cop Blocks Bellator: saves Mirko Filipovic from impulsive fling with Scott Coker

According to a source “close to the situation,” the UFC is reportedly making moves to Cro-Cop block Bellator, preventing the rival organization from signing Mirko Filipovic to an exclusive deal....

01-20-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

An otherwise innocent Jon Jones is guilty of just one thing: getting caught now and then

UFC champion Jon Jones tested positive for cocaine during a random urine test last month.  But in an interview with Fox Sports 1 that aired Monday, Jones explained that he...

01-20-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

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