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War Machine was trolled so much that he actually hit himself in the face this weekend

War Machine was trolled so much that he actually hit himself in the face this weekend

5,000 years from now when human civilization collapses and alien archeologists will uncover our past, they will discover remnants of 4chan and Anonymous -- and they will proclaim them to be the two gods of the internet. Humanity just can't see it yet since we're all living in the moment, but 4chan is literally paving the way for a new manifestation of society that acts completely autonomous and independent of our current society. If none of this makes any sense, then you obviously haven't been up until 4:00 am looking at the rantings of /b/.

When this was going down a few days ago, Jason and I tried to follow the entire ordeal, although we must admit it was a bit confusing. From what I gathered, War Machine was going pretty aggro on Twitter towards guys that made sexual remarks to War Machine's girlfriend, Christy Mack, who also happens to be a porn star. Sexual remarks to a chick in the sex industry makes sense, at least so it seems.

After several of War Machine's Twitter tirades, someone alerted 4chan and -- my god did all hell break lose. They discovered where he lived, ordered pizzas to his place -- 4chan basically trolled War Machine so hard that he hit himself in the face to prevent him 'from killing.' Props to ImYourHuckleberry22 for the news tip, and enjoy your 100 points.

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War Machine getting trolled by 4chan

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