War Machine was trolled so much that he actually hit himself in the face this weekend

War Machine was trolled so much that he actually hit himself in the face this weekend

5,000 years from now when human civilization collapses and alien archeologists will uncover our past, they will discover remnants of 4chan and Anonymous -- and they will proclaim them to be the two gods of the internet. Humanity just can't see it yet since we're all living in the moment, but 4chan is literally paving the way for a new manifestation of society that acts completely autonomous and independent of our current society. If none of this makes any sense, then you obviously haven't been up until 4:00 am looking at the rantings of /b/.

When this was going down a few days ago, Jason and I tried to follow the entire ordeal, although we must admit it was a bit confusing. From what I gathered, War Machine was going pretty aggro on Twitter towards guys that made sexual remarks to War Machine's girlfriend, Christy Mack, who also happens to be a porn star. Sexual remarks to a chick in the sex industry makes sense, at least so it seems.

After several of War Machine's Twitter tirades, someone alerted 4chan and -- my god did all hell break lose. They discovered where he lived, ordered pizzas to his place -- 4chan basically trolled War Machine so hard that he hit himself in the face to prevent him 'from killing.' Props to ImYourHuckleberry22 for the news tip, and enjoy your 100 points.

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War Machine getting trolled by 4chan

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+22 # kuddlesthekid 2013-07-21 14:36
I really don't dislike War Machine, but cmon. You are gonna let 4chan whoop your ass??? Thumps down Mr. Coppenhaver.
-25 # SST 2013-07-21 19:26
Sick 4chan on Anderson Silva. Som'bitch would crumble like his last fight. They'd also have a field day with is monkey faced wife.
+7 # AKA 2013-07-22 11:51
Dude, you have to remember War Machine comes from a different world. He isn't exactly highly computer-litera te; to him the world is a simple place where if you say some fucked up shit, you have to be ready to get punched in the face.

To take a guy like that and say such fucked up things with absolute impunity is going to frustrate him pretty bad. For those of us who have long gotten used to internet trolls, it seems weak for him to fall for it, but he's clearly still getting used to it (and has obvious anger management issues, anyway).
+46 # Gin Rummy 2013-07-21 14:40
Damn, trolling is funny sometimes, but fucking with him to the point of bringing up failing to save his father? I don't like War Machine or anything about him, but thats still pretty ruthless, then again /b/ is a scary place.
+10 # Musthavepoon 2013-07-22 10:07
The kind of people who do that sort of thing are basically the shittiest people on the planet, of which there is no shortage of.
+35 # Larry Hoover 2013-07-21 14:42
Yeah. The dude is an absolute idiot but bringing up his failed attempt to save his own fathers life just to mess with him is pretty pathetic. Granted, he brings a lot of this stuff on himself but nobody deserves that kind of treatment.
+6 # spencifer 2013-07-21 14:43
The peak (or nadir) of the twitter barrage was "if you hit your father's chest as hard as you hit the gym maybe he wouldn't be dead now."
+12 # Crisis 2013-07-21 14:44
+4 # Bob2k 2013-07-22 03:30
indeed flaming on twitter who just dont look at it but ordering pizzas and shit WTF? Then this shit about his dad - don't these people have better things to do? Sick people
+39 # SnakeJake 2013-07-21 14:51
Telling him he killed his own father, when he was trying to resuscitate him is pretty low class. Even for 4chan standards.

Picking on someone you know is mentally unstable doesn't make you cool. It just makes you a bully.

I hope by next week 4chan will have forgotten about him and War Machine will be back to banging his pretty hot pornstar girlfriend.
+23 # Kentpaul 2013-07-21 14:59
Trolling WM and his cum dumpster gf is one thing, but talking about his mum and dad the way they did was scumbag thing to do IMO.
+12 # Sporadik Styles 2013-07-21 15:05
Not the biggest War Machine fan and typically don't have sympathy for him, but that shit about his father was so mean. Who says something like that? even to someone you hate. Quite a low thing to say

Him, Leban, and Riggs should form a support group
+4 # poncho 2013-07-22 03:17
'Who says something like that?'

I used to be /b/tard but then I got a life.. it's fun for a while but then it just becomes a cesspool of cuntiness and the same lame shit.

these dudes are disconnected.
-7 # Systemrecords 2013-07-21 15:13
you guys are so late, this has been going on for the past three days..the OT is still up
+8 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-07-21 16:12
Lol @ "tl;dr he mad" at the very end.
+20 # jt33 2013-07-21 16:26
i like watching him fight but im not a big fan of war machine outside the the be fair though hes had a pretty rough life..

the saddest part of this whole thing is those idiots who sit on 4chan(cant believe people still go there) and start shit with him because he said he loved his gf on twitter and some loser fan of hers got jealous..

they can troll him all day but hes still done more living in one day then they have their entire life...i mean seriously who pranks someone by sending pizzas anymore..thats some 80's middle school shit right there.

to bad they dont troll all the people who REALLY deserve it...
+9 # Yellow Drank 2013-07-21 16:44
seems to me like that trolls the pizza guy more than WM
0 # Stgutfree 2013-07-21 16:38
I'm getting tired of hoping this kid turns it around.
one of the first things coming to M.E. taught me is you can't get worked up about what people say online, let alone hit yourself???? come'on man.
+3 # caralho 2013-07-21 17:50
I'd still like to see how this was actually started. I imagine porn stars get a ton of tweets/messages /etc like that every day, but why did this one in particular set War Machine over the top?
+1 # jt33 2013-07-22 17:03
a fan of hers posted on 4chan that he was tired of seeing them say "wuv you" to each other and for everyone to troll him because of it...yeah it was stupid.
+1 # blahblahblah 2013-07-21 18:41
it also happened to be the anniversary of his dad's death where he failed to save him using cpr and they also found that out
+10 # cock scooter 2013-07-21 18:54
+3 # Master Bader 2013-07-22 11:29
Must admit, I've fapped to her.
-3 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-07-21 20:24
huge dbag. HUGE
+3 # superfan1821 2013-07-22 05:50
stupidity runs deep in war machine
+2 # BreadCostume 2013-07-22 09:01
I cannot stand WM, dude is an overcompensatin g douchenozzle. That being said, going after the death of his dad is over the line. I laughed about the other stuff though.
+2 # AKA 2013-07-22 11:53
I love that all the people insulting porn stars on Twitter are the same ones jerking off non-stop to porn.

1) Create demand for industry.

2) Industry hires workers.

3) Insult workers for being IN industry.

4) Back to step 1.

Great logic, slut-shamers.
+2 # BreadCostume 2013-07-22 12:34
If there was a troll of the year nomination this might win it. Think about it, you trolled this dude so hard that he punched himself in the face? Fucking serious? That's K-1 Level trolling. Your gf gets paid to take any dick someone elses chooses in any hole they choose on video so how can you be mad if someone talks shit about it?
0 # ualldiontknowhim 2013-07-22 15:51
he had a psycho wanting to kill him and the psycho himself..all you trolls , get out there train and become in the limelight. And see what and who u have to deal with
0 # BreadCostume 2013-07-24 15:11
0 # Towelie 2013-07-22 15:51
does Sensei Seagal have a twitter? that might be entertaining.
+1 # stupid. 2013-07-23 05:38
Man I really don't understand the enjoyment people get of trolling. Get a fucking life you useless wastes of life.
+1 # HeelHooker 2013-07-25 12:04
"self inflicted" loool

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