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Anderson Silva just caught you looking at his legs and wants you to stop

Like an exasperated young woman on a subway in Newark, Anderson Silva is sick of everyone talking about his legs. “This is the question all the people talk,” he says in...

01-28-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Nick Diaz misses UFC 183 media workouts. Diaz disturbingly absent from staged UFC airport video

The MMA community held its breath today, as Nick Diaz was clearly nowhere to be seen in a staged UFC video.  The video, a simple troll designed to get people...

01-28-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Breaking: Cain Velasquez will fight Fabricio Werdum! Probably at UFC 188, probably in North America

Heavyweights will fight for a UFC belt sometime in 2015. The current UFC interim heavyweight champion is Fabricio Werdum. The 37 year old Werdum is a grown man weighing less...

01-28-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Nick Diaz yells at New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick about deflategate for about a minute

Nick Diaz probably doesn't watch football. Maybe if Diaz watched football as a young boy in Stockton he would have strived to be a NFL reporter. Nick Diaz the sports...

01-28-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Thank you Jesus, only one fighter compares himself to Michael Jordan during Countdown to UFC 183

It seems ridiculous to introduce Nick Diaz in generic terms, which is customary during these early sentences.  Like describing him as a “UFC fighter,” or a “former number one contender,”...

01-27-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Dana White saves UFC from Usher, vetoes pretentious Anderson Silva walkout song change

Dana White, the sometimes seemingly insensitive President of the UFC, reminded the MMA world that he cares about the sport recently, when he barred Anderson Silva from using a new...

01-27-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

VIDEO: Countdown to Anderson Silva vs. Nick Diaz

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, January 26th, 2015 -- On Saturday night the UFC returns with UFC 183 with what is one of the biggest fights of the year between Anderson Silva...

01-26-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

VIDEO: Luke Rockhold is Looking For Love on Cable Television

LOS ANGELES, California, January 26th -- Many critics of Mixed Martial Arts and the UFC have noted that the sport and brand have had issues over the last few years...

01-26-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

UFC on FOX 14 could have been worse, in retrospect

When I was 55 years old, I learned that my wife of twenty years was having an affair with my good friend Robert Johnson.  Now I pride myself in being...

01-25-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Ten most dramatic Rumble endings and a really cool infographic will prepare your body for the 2015 Royal Rumble

The road to WrestleMania 31 begins at the 2015 Royal Rumble in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. 30 men will enter but only one will earn the right headline the biggest pro wrestling...

01-24-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Edmond Tarverdyan’s new coaching method of cheering and cursing a lot carries Travis Browne to win at UFC 181

You want Glendale Fight Club’s Edmond Tarverdyan in your corner. When you are in your office cubical filing TPS reports you need Edmond Tarverdyan yelling at you from a distance....

01-24-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Wanderlei Silva learns 50 years of collective bargaining strategy from the NFLPA's Demaurice Smith in 5 minutes

In the latest installment in “How the Wanderlei Silva turns” here is the former Pride FC champion wearing a plaid shirt. Silva is talking in an intense manner towards the...

01-23-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Ronda Rousey won’t armbar your orc in World of Warcraft, but she’ll have a nice conversation

Deep in the heart of Draenor UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey is wearing pair of Monster headphones and interacting with a friendly orc. Ever since the orcs invaded the...

01-23-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Anthony Johnson says Jon Jones should’ve been punished more for his failed drug test. A lot more!

After bobbing and weaving away from the dangers of delicious Swedish cuisine, UFC light heavyweight contender Anthony Johnson had some unpleasant to unkind words for current champ Jon Jones. With...

01-23-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Investigation: With a tear in his eye Ric Flair won the 1992 Royal Rumble despite multiple eye pokes

Never one to call extra attention to himself "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair has been living with a burden for the past 23 years. A physical specimen and pro wrestling...

01-22-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

The Diaz Brothers run the best neighborhood watch and here's the shirt to prove it

The Diaz brothers would like to run your homeowners association. Running on a platform of folks getting slapped, wolf tickets, soccer moms in Lodi, and nunchucks the Diaz brothers will...

01-22-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Throwback Thursday: Alex Reid proves that prolonged stare downs may likely result in spontaneous shows of intimacy

Cage Rage fighter Alexander Aristides “Reidernator” Reid proved something years ago that we suspected, but were probably afraid to admit: if an MMA stare down is allowed to linger longer...

01-22-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Circumstances be damned, Mirko Cro-Cop makes us feel shame for doubting him

Despite his advancing age, his losing record in the UFC, and the heartbreak his fans suffered during what was supposed to be a Pride-affirming march to the title in 2007,...

01-22-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

SuperCalo visits Germany and ADIDAS HQ: Part II

Herzogenaurach Baveria  16th January 2014. I am staying at the 3 star Gaestehaus-Herzogenaurach.  This is a delightful bed and breakfast type hotel. The eggs at breakfast are done two ways, scrambled & boiled, although...

01-22-2015 | super Calo | No comments

Breaking: Kimbo Slice should fight the guy he KO'd in boxing says guy he KO'd in boxing

From the shores of Nicaragua Kimbo Slice has been called out. Well known American theoretical physicist and string theorist Brian Greene appears to have had it up to here with...

01-21-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Odds maker inexplicably immune to Conor McGregor hype, weirdly labels him underdog to Aldo

According to rogue odds-maker Bovada, Jose Aldo is a 9/5 favorite (-180) in a potential featherweight title fight with Conor McGregor. The estimate is bewildering, defying the seemingly irresistible hype...

01-21-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Dave Herman gets tazed, jiu jitsu doesn't work and his wife records it all

The buzz around the world of mixed martial arts is the arrest of former UFC fighter Dave Herman. You may remember Herman from such UFC fights as UFC on Fuel...

01-21-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Renowned anti- Narcissist Felice Herrig believes Mortal Kombat X has hijacked her likeness

Felice Herrig, a UFC fighter known for being modest and not self-involved at all, believes her likeness was stolen and used as the inspiration for Cassie Cage, a character in...

01-21-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

UFC Cro-Cop Blocks Bellator: saves Mirko Filipovic from impulsive fling with Scott Coker

According to a source “close to the situation,” the UFC is reportedly making moves to Cro-Cop block Bellator, preventing the rival organization from signing Mirko Filipovic to an exclusive deal....

01-20-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

An otherwise innocent Jon Jones is guilty of just one thing: getting caught now and then

UFC champion Jon Jones tested positive for cocaine during a random urine test last month.  But in an interview with Fox Sports 1 that aired Monday, Jones explained that he...

01-20-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Protesters strangely silent after Dave Herman is tased by police

During a period marked with increasing protests over police brutality, not a single person has complained about UFC and Bellator vet Dave Herman getting shocked by police officers on Monday...

01-20-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

superCalo Heads to Germany to Investigate Reebok's Parent Company, Adidas Part I

Frankfurt, Republic of Germany   15th January 2014. The Lufthansa A380 touches down upon the tarmac; the blood is fizzing in my veins with excitement, although that may be a mild case...

01-19-2015 | super Calo | No comments

Local Man Reminds His Friends That He Never Doubted Conor McGregor, Secretly Wipes Away Sweat

BOSTON, Massachusetts, January 19th, 2015 -- There was a large sigh of relief last night for Michael Vendettouli, longtime fan of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, when Conor McGregor displayed brutal...

01-19-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

A matured John Dodson demonstrates restraint, limits squat rack exercises to actual squats

John Dodson was photographed Wednesday performing actual squats in front of a squat rack at a training center.  And although a rack of dumbbells is visible in the lower left...

01-18-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Be More Chill. Kick More Ass. The Donald Cerrone Guide to UFC Fandom.

I’m still excited about the UFC’s upcoming events and you should be too. *ducks* I understand that the hype for tonight’s UFC Fight Night feels a bit flat considering that we were,...

01-18-2015 | Nick Ralston | No comments

VIDEO: Jon Jones Caught With His Pants Down, Isn't An Addict

LOS ANGELES, California, January 18th, 2015 -- UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones has been in the news a lot recently for both his usage of cocaine and his...

01-18-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

REPORT: Jon Jones Fined Arbitrary Sum to Silence Outrage

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, January 18th, 2015 -- On Saturday evening the Ultimate Fighting Championship issued a statement in regards to UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones. Jones, recently embroiled...

01-18-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Tito Ortiz says he will win a Bellator title, retire, mock Stephan Bonnar more, and play poker in this interview

Using the mental devices of focus and critical thinking UFC Hall of Famer Tito Ortiz has used poker to gain a mental edge over his competition. While Stephan Bonnar and...

01-16-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Watching Team Poland beat every country in the world in 5 on 5 MMA fights is pretty violent

Three hours deep into a top secret brainstorming session someone from the back of the room poised the question, “how can we make two dudes locked in a cage fighting...

01-16-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Rumor: Pitbull puppy to train and corner Andrei Arlovski for his next UFC fight

Dateline Andrei Arlovski’s swimming pool. In the midst of a career revival former UFC heavyweight champion Andrei Arlovski continues to reinvent himself. Footage has surfaced of Arlovski’s latest tweak to...

01-16-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Some guy in jeans and a hoodie stares down Conor McGregor at Media Day

Some guy wearing a tan and blue hoodie and some jeans stood in front of a futuristic-looking Conor McGregor today at UFC’s Media Day. The confrontation occurred just two days...

01-16-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Report: Off TRT Vitor Belfort turns back to feet licking in preparation for UFC 184

In the midst of training for his middleweight weight title fight against Chris Weidman at UFC 184, challenger Vitor Belfort awoke from his bed with an imagine written on the...

01-16-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Matt Mitrione engages in disappointingly reserved and pleasant Q&A

Over the last 24 hours, UFC fighter Matt Mitrione engaged in a disappointingly reserved and exasperatingly pleasant Q&A on the Underground Forum. The fighter, who was once suspended for his...

01-16-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Herrig and VanZant to engage in epic stare down, and naturally a fight sometime after that stare down

Felice Herrig and Paige VanZant have agreed to engage in a stare down, sometime before the April 18th UFC on FOX 15 event.  The stare down may be the most highly-anticipated in...

01-15-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Formerly unconscious man denies being rendered unconscious by Anderson Silva

A formerly unconscious man has just denied being rendered unconscious by his sparring partner, Anderson Silva. “I wasn’t out, I was just dizzy,” said the man who lost consciousness after being...

01-15-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Nick Diaz needs to feed his family that hopefully, one day, he can acquire

According to this video, Nick Diaz needs to feed his family that hopefully, one day, he can acquire, if he survives this sh*t. The UFC fighter, talking on a phone...

01-14-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Relax, everyone. Chuck Liddell says Jon Jones is a good dude

Paid UFC employee and beloved Hall of Famer Chuck Liddell was recently bombarded by a slew of questions from members of the press. As soon as Liddell stepped out of...

01-14-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Like a Fertitta: Behold Lorenzo's brilliant marketing plan to mostly forget that Dennis Siver exists

Lorenzo Fertitta, the calculating mastermind behind his brash mouthpiece, Dana White, played UFC fans like a concert violinist in a Brooks Brothers suit this week. Specifically, he intentionally ignored the...

01-14-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Conor McGregor: the UFC's next Vice President or a cult leader, Dan Le Batard and Bomani Jones investigate

Reverend McGregor please step to the podium.  Once just a common 145 pound human being, Conor McGregor has evolved not just in his fighting skills but on a spiritual level.  After his...

01-14-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

A naked “Rowdy” Bec Rawlings takes an important stance on human rights

UFC veteran “Rowdy” Bec Rawlings took an important stance on the issue of human rights today via Twitter, while naked.   Her message:  new age feminists don’t really want equal rights,...

01-13-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Conor McGregor, future welterweight champion

Conor McGregor is popular.  And so, “Notorious,” while conveniently his nickname, probably isn’t an accurate descriptor.  Because while he is undoubtedly widely known, public opinion isn’t exactly unfavorable.  For instance,...

01-13-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Dennis Siver takes high road over McGregor: doesn’t market himself outside of the octagon

Dennis Siver is a German featherweight fighter who is signed with the UFC.  In fact, he has fought eighteen times for the organization, even winning fight of the night at...

01-13-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

REPORT: Jon Jones Beasts Through Rehab, Overcoming Addiction in Just One Night

BINGHAMTON, New York, January 13th, 2015 -- UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones has overcome yet another foe with ease this past week. After the systematic dismantling of Daniel...

01-13-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

War Machine finds Jesus Christ, becomes a good person

Jonathan “War Machine” Koppenhaver became a good person five days ago when he embraced Jesus Christ as his lord and savior following a number of happy coincidences in prison. Koppenhaver...

01-12-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Diego Sanchez appears to have stabbed a paper likeness of Conor McGregor right in the face

In what appears to be a dimly lit Mexican restaurant or residential dining area, Diego Sanchez has presumably run a steak knife through the paper likeness of Conor McGregor’s face....

01-12-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Yes Jon Jones was photographed with Charlie Sheen, but try to be mature about it

Ten weeks ago, Jon Jones took a photograph with Charlie Sheen. They appear friendly, posing with coordinated crossed arms, and even wearing similar watches. But while a picture may potentially...

01-12-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Arianny Celeste Isn't Just SMOKING HOT, But She Likes Pizza!

I’ll be real with everyone here when I say that I’ve always had a thing for those chicks that aren’t only hot, but those chicks that are SMOKING HOT and...

01-12-2015 | Brad Thayer | No comments

Reebok Rewards Other Jon Jones Without Drug Testing Him First

NEW YORK, New York, January 11th, 2015 -- One would think that after the world learned that UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones is a recreational user of the...

01-11-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Shocking yearbook photo reveals Jon Jones may have used an alternate identity

UFC fighter Jon Jones has a public perception problem.  Criticism for repeated eye poking, and a conviction for DUI in 2012 didn’t help.  And despite proudly displaying a Philippians 4:13tattoo...

01-11-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

CM Punk may represent a return to integrity in MMA, unless he doesn’t

For the last several weeks, I've been asking people about CM Punk, trying to make sense of the excitement of his transition to MMA. I had been calling him Centimeter...

01-10-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Wanderlei Silva questions any athletic commission that let's CM Punk fight

Wanderlei Silva knows a thing or two about the fighting. He has fought many times. Professionally, it's written down multiple places that Wanderlei Silva has had over 30 fights. He...

01-10-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

If Stone Cold could have a comeback match, it would be against CM Punk

Steve "Stone Cold" Austin is a retired wrestler that now has a popular podcast. Why CM Punk doesn't have a podcast, we don't know, but what we do know is...

01-10-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

CM Punk talks about, you know, how he's doin'

Los Angeles via Milwaukee - CM Punk is doing stuff. We know this, because we've read about it online. Now we're going to tell you about the stuff that CM...

01-10-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Cowboy Cerrone posts cryptic Instagram message about telephone number and a guy named Ben

Cowboy Cerrone, famous for owning several cowboy hats and at least one recreational vehicle, posted a cryptic Instagram message earlier today about someone named Ben. At first glance, the message,...

01-09-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Man on internet hears a rumor that Jon Jones hid under a cage to avoid testing

According to a man on YouTube, he heard a rumor about Jon Jones. “I heard a rumor that he’d hidden under a cage,” the man says. “That was the rumor circulating...

01-08-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Ken Shamrock’s return to the primordial ooze of boxing may be a metaphor for the futility of existence

We are born in confused tears, struggle to awkwardly mature, and just as things seem to be going well, we become virtual infants again. We emerge from the birth canal...

01-08-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Bad News for Anderson Silva: middleweight title shot depends on whim of a volatile Nick Diaz

Former UFC champion Anderson Silva received bad news yesterday: his middleweight title shot not only depends on a victory at UFC 183, it requires the cooperation of an historically unpredictable...

01-08-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Fan releases guide to UFC lightweight division that is too tiny to make sense of

A fan of the UFC lightweight division has released a “Guide to UFC,” the only words I can make out on the publication, using my first generation iPhone. The photo,...

01-07-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Cormier training partner’s shocking revelation: Cormier didn’t fight to his potential at UFC 182

Luke Rockhold helped contender Daniel Cormier prepare for last weekend’s eventual loss against UFC champion Jon Jones. And now, in this shocking post-fight interview with Ariel Helwani, he reveals that...

01-07-2015 | by Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Despite being fine at punching, Ukrainian uses flying armbar

In almost complete disregard for the dozens of effective punches he threw over the course of the proceeding minute, a Ukrainian decided to end a fight with a flying armbar....

01-07-2015 | By Mitch Cumstein | No comments

UPDATED: Jon Jones Uses Cocaine, Enters Rehab, UFC Responds

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, January 6th, 2015 -- In a truly shocking turn of events it was revealed today that UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones is a user of...

01-06-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

A barbaric Fabricio Werdum challenges Jon Jones to a borderline concerning underground sparring match

According to a Tweet about an article by a respected news source, Mixed Martial Arts bad boy Fabricio Werdum has crossed a dangerous line, challenging UFC champion Jon Jones to...

01-06-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

This Profile on Conor McGregor is RAWESOME

Man I’ve been reading this site for a long fucking time now and this is all such BULLSHIT. I did what any self-respecting guy would do, what any REAL MMA...

01-06-2015 | Brad Thayer | No comments

MMA world copes with Jon Jones win by watching an alright gif of Daniel Cormier

For the last twelve hours, over 13,000 people have watched a gif of Daniel Cormier lifting, then sort of tossing Jon Jones during the fifth round of their title fight...

01-06-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Everyone Races to Post Photo of CM Punk's First Day Before Each Other

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin, January 5th, 2015 -- Today is a historic day in the sport of Mixed Martial Arts. Today is the day that Phil Brooks, best known under the moniker...

01-05-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

DEVELOPING: Major MMA Blog Posts Press Release From C-League to Appear Unbiased

NEW YORK, New York, January 5th, 2015 -- In a truly magnanimous gesture a major Mixed Martial Arts blog proved their unwavering objectivity and commitment not just to the UFC,...

01-05-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

BREAKING: Felice Herrig Really Wants You to Notice Her

CRYSTAL LAKE, Illinois, January 5th, 2015 -- The world of Mixed Martial Arts is one that was built around the tenets of respect, honor and tradition, but not everyone agrees...

01-05-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

DEVELOPING: Daniel Cormier Declared Crybaby by Fans After Post-Fight Breakdown

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, January 4th, 2015 -- Last night at UFC 182 Jon “Bones” Jones had a dominant performance against Daniel “DC” Cormier for the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship, cementing...

01-04-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

PHOTO: Tim Sylvia Ruled Too Fat to Fight Over Weekend, Retires

UNCASVILLE, Connecticut, January 4th, 2015 -- On Friday evening at Mohegan Sun in Connecticut former two-time UFC Heavyweight Champion Tim “The Maineiac” Sylvia was scheduled to fight against one Juliano...

01-04-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

BREAKING: Media Falling All Over Themselves to Declare Jon Jones the Best Ever

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, January 4th, 2015 -- Last night was a historic night for the UFC at UFC 182 where Jon “Bones” Jones defending his UFC Light Heavyweight Championship of...

01-04-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

Jon Jones Defeats Daniel Cormier on Behalf of Reebok

LAS VEGAS - Jon Jones is still the greatest of all time, except he's now more of the greatest of all time than he was before. He's also willing to...

01-03-2015 | Jerry Merrill | No comments

Report: Louis Gaudinot on main card because of his green hair

LAS VEGAS - I've been huddled outside the Palms watching media get their parking validated all week, and now it's the final hours until UFC 182. I've been slowly walking...

01-03-2015 | Jerry Merrill | No comments

This is what it would've looked like had Daniel Cormier faced forward at the weigh-ins

LAS VEGAS - Fans yesterday were disappointed to see a faceoff that provided zero fireworks despite a lead up to this moment filled with M-80s, bottle rockets and even a...

01-03-2015 | Jerry Merrill | No comments

DEVELOPING: Fans Huddled Around Computers to Watch Half-Naked Men Flex and Critique Their Bodies

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, January 2nd, 2015 -- Something special is scheduled to take place tonight at 7pm Eastern time [4 in the West] where fans and media alike are planning...

01-02-2015 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | No comments

The Game has Changed: Daniel Cormier enlists the help of Steven Seagal

Despite having a pretty impressive film career, Steven Seagal has emerged as a popular figure of ridicule amongst some hardened fans of MMA. That may or may not be fair....

01-02-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Dana White modernizes the fight against performance enhancers: abandons in-house testing pipe dream

Nancy Reagan introduced us to the War on Drugs decades ago. It was a war even peace-loving churchgoers could get behind. Because recreational drugs are the synthetic chemical perspiration of...

01-02-2015 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

UFC’s Phil Harris retires, thus revealing he existed

Phil Harris, who seems to have been a UFC flyweight, has just retired. He began his career with the World’s #1 organization in October, 2012, losing via rear naked choke...

12-31-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 8 Comments

Jon Jones verbally ethers Daniel Cormier, hangs up on Skype call during DC response

Long ago fighters would talk smack via telegram. A knock at the door and a grown man in newsboy flat cap would hand you a piece paper with telegraphed disses....

12-31-2014 | Tommy Messano | 2 Comments

Breaking: Tori Spelling being groomed as next big UFC celebrity signing

Donna Martin graduated and now she can break your arm if she wants. Actress Tori Spelling broke hearts on the 90s drama Beverly Hills 90210 with her role as Donna...

12-31-2014 | Billy Fontano | 7 Comments

Shinya Aoki’s successful New Year’s resolution: give people more Twisters and middle fingers

Shinya Aoki is a pro wrestling heel stuck fighting mixed martial arts. Aoki will submit your heroes, laugh at broken limbs, wear villain eye glasses, upset fans with his rainbow...

12-31-2014 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Here are your free PS+ games for January 1, 2015

We are only a year and one day away from people being born in 2000 being able to drive. I’m not sure people realize the significance of this. People who...

12-31-2014 | Gary LaPlante | No comments

Lenne Hardt makes everyone's name sound cooler, especially Wanderlei Silva

When not yelling at his GoPro camera Wanderlei  Silva walks the Earth in search of people to announce his name. In Tokyo, Japan for Inoki Bom-Ba-Ye 2014 Silva cruised the concourse, rolled his...

12-31-2014 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Crocop did his thing and he did it good. Ring in the New Year with a LHK from the past

It's a tradition in my house to celebrate New Years Eve by winding the clock forward and pretending we're in Japan. But instead of flashing lights and a bunch of...

12-31-2014 | Nick Ralston | 3 Comments

Presumably convinced Michael Johnson is innocent of domestic abuse, UFC reinstates him

After a suspension that followed an arrest for domestic abuse on April 9, 2014, lightweight fighter Michael Johnson has been reinstated by the UFC. The change occurred after a “thorough...

12-30-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Left leg Kei University Hospital, right leg Yanaka Cemetery

After two modest experimental forays onto United States soil with the UFC, Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipović has returned to Japan.   And as the wise voice of Andromeda Dunker so often...

12-30-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 3 Comments

A grimacing Carlos Condit is pretty excited to return to fighting

Carlos Condit’s ACL and meniscus were torn during a fight with Tyron Woodley over nine months ago.  It was his first major injury during a 12-year career. But he had...

12-30-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 3 Comments

Daniel Bryan's appearance on RAW last night, was something that can never be replicated

People in the MMA world often take themselves far too seriously. Never has this been more apparent than when CM Punk signed with the UFC. Everyone was claiming how this...

12-30-2014 | Gary LaPlante | 2 Comments

Jon Jones Comes Clean About Nike Sponsorship Loss, Perjury is Afoot

In a move that is shocking to nobody in particular, Jon Jones revealed during yesterday’s UFC conference call that Nike didn’t actually drop Jones because of the Daniel Cormier brawl....

12-30-2014 | Dave Walsh | 6 Comments

Cormier vs. Jones EA UFC glitch has the markings of divine prophecy

In 1978, the Holy Catholic Church created some ground rules for judging the legitimacy of appearances of the Virgin Mary.  They deemed it the “Norms of the Congregation for Proceeding...

12-30-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 5 Comments

Mirko Cro Cop: and the lats remain the same

I was more a fan of boxing than mixed martial arts when Cro Cop was in his prime.  I plead ignorance.  If I am to blame, it’s because I wasn’t...

12-29-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 11 Comments

This Video Highlights the Hilarity of Botched High Risk MMA Attacks

If there’s one thing I’ve always been critical of when high level fighters end up in the UFC it’s the distinct lack of risks taken because they are finally at...

12-29-2014 | Dave Walsh | 1 Comment

UFC Pumping You Up for Jones vs. Cormier with a Bad Blood Video

Without a doubt one of the most compelling matches in the UFC of late has to be Jon Jones vs. Daniel Cormier. Cormier earned his shot against Jon Jones earlier...

12-29-2014 | Dave Walsh | 2 Comments

REPORT: Some Might Actually Find This Awkward Video to Be Funny

LOS ANGELES, Dec. 29, 2014 -- Chances are if you are a fan of Mixed Martial Arts you know the name of @MMARoasted. The @MMARoasted Twitter account is an account...

12-29-2014 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | 8 Comments

Judo Great Gene LeBell likes sadistic women, Rousey

“Judo” Gene LeBell is a Ronda Rousey fight regular.  He stands in her corner, and he vicariously celebrates her victories in the weathered stead of countless judokas past.  But despite...

12-29-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Countdown to UFC 182: inspiring if you are depressed

Exactly eighty years ago, the United States was experiencing arguably the worst year of the Great Depression.  Yet in the midst of all that widespread suffering, an unlikely hero emerged....

12-29-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

REPORT: Roufusport to Enter the Professional Wrassling Business

MILWAUKEE, Wisc., Dec. 28, 2014 -- Reports have surfaced that new UFC signee CM Punk has finally selected where his home camp will be. According to Twitter power user FrontRowBrian,...

12-28-2014 | Philip J. McHenry, Lead Correspondent | 1 Comment

Weird, Illegal 5 vs. 5 MMA Fights Coming to US PPV

Tag team MMA isn’t a new thing. It’s something that has existed on the fringes of the MMA world for a long time. In fact, ZST represent, alright? It was...

12-28-2014 | Dave Walsh | 4 Comments

CM Punk Says He Won't Crumble Upon Being Punched Like Brock Did

The question hanging over everyone’s head is if former WWE wrestler CM Punk will get completely embarrassed in the UFC Octagon when he makes his professional debut later on in...

12-28-2014 | Dave Walsh | 5 Comments

Scott Coker Wants Fedor to Come Home to Cokertor

Sure, Fedor Emelianenko has never fought for Bellator before and if I were a betting man I’d bet that he never does, but where Scott Coker is should be considered...

12-28-2014 | Dave Walsh | No comments

You can rob store-owners with snowballs in GTA V

I work in retail, as I’m sure most of the people reading this have as well. It’s a very thankless job and the only time people notice you is when...

12-28-2014 | Gary LaPlante | No comments

Joanne Calderwood reminds us of the beauty of suicide with a hip new tattoo

When I was a young man, it was routine to ink a naval squadron on a shoulder, or perhaps twin bombers bearing incendiary deathloads on a pair of sinewy biceps....

12-27-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 9 Comments

The best subs and knockouts of the year, from The Fight Network and Robin Black

We've discussed doing a submission and knockout of the year post, but we'll just be putting up the same thing approx. 528 other sites will be putting up, because let's...

12-27-2014 | Jason Nawara | 1 Comment

It seems like it would really suck to hold pads for Buakaw

What did this poor guy do to deserve this nightmare pad-holding session from hell? We all know Baukaw is still one of the most enigmatic Muay Thai fighters ever, and...

12-27-2014 | Jason Nawara | 2 Comments

Jon Fitch discusses everything that's wrong with America in this brilliant clip from VladTV

If Fitch had a mic, he would have to drop it after this. {youtube}THkIYLLWcHw{/youtube}

12-27-2014 | Jason Nawara | 2 Comments

Want to see the top five boxing matches of the year? Here they are

It’s that time of year, everyone is starting to post their arbitrary 'year of' lists. Cause you know, the one thing that art needs is to be ranked and rated...

12-27-2014 | Gary LaPlante | 1 Comment

Holiday Romance: A story of the competing lovers of Rampage Jackson

Quinton Jackson’s relationship with the UFC wasn’t perfect. The two parted on bad terms in 2013. "I was really upset with the UFC," said Jackson. "Not everybody in the UFC....

12-26-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 6 Comments

Scott Coker defends UFC against antitrust claims by noting Bellator isn’t totally pathetic

Last week, Cung Le, Nate Quarry and Jon Fitch filed antitrust claims against the UFC. Several other fighters have since followed suit. In support of their original Complaint, the estranged...

12-26-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Anthony Pettis buys mother a house and car, long-term value uncertain

Anthony “Showtime” Pettis won UFC lightweight championship. He used championship money to purchase a home and car for his mother. She wept, but were they tears of joy? Status of...

12-26-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 7 Comments

UFC 181 in motion... But slow.

UFC 181 was filmed with a high frame-rate video camera. Someone edited out the boring parts. Then perhaps the same videographer added music over the slow motion footage. According to...

12-26-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | No comments

Will an expert on treadmill running tell us if these Daniel Cormier numbers are, 'total BS'?

I prefer to get punched in the face or submitted by Eddie Bravo-trained grapplers for my cardio, so I have to simply state that I don't know much about treadmills....

12-26-2014 | Jason Nawara | 9 Comments

Santa brought us two episodes of Botchamania for Christmas

We here in the LaPlante household don’t exactly celebrate Christmas to the degree of most people, we are mostly a Festivus household. We in the household of the LaPlante's break...

12-26-2014 | Gary LaPlante | 1 Comment

North Pole deadlocked on Tito Ortiz stocking gift

“On the one hand, Tito Ortiz is the People’s Champion,” said a confounded Saint Nick. “On the other hand, he can be kind of an asshole.” “My heart is saying handful...

12-25-2014 | Mitch Cumstein | 13 Comments

'Twas the Night Before Christmas, from MiddleEasy

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a flyweight was stirring, not even a Mighty Mouse. The official Reebok gloves were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes...

12-24-2014 | Tommy Messano | 5 Comments

Watch Bobby Razak tell the story ATT's Ricardo Liborio and his blind daughter Bella

Bella Liborio's ground game is impeccable. American Top Team in Coconut Creek, Florida is home to some of the best fighters on the planet. Owned by Ricardo Liborio, ATT features...

12-24-2014 | Tommy Messano | 1 Comment

Chuck Liddell has faceoff with random snowman. MMA Internet explodes with joy for Iceman comeback fight

Well looks Chuck Liddell has gotten himself into a sticky situation. Nice or ice to meet you Mr. Snowman quipped Liddell prior to the faceoff with what or may not...

12-24-2014 | Tommy Messano | 3 Comments

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