What did the flying egg say to the foot? Nothing. It does not have a functional mouth and ears, so it's impossible for it to speak any language. That may come as a shocker to some of you that have never engaged in a high school anatomy class, but eggs simply are unable to communicate. They just parade throughout the day, constantly rolling around -- without looking at the bigger picture. Eggs have no concept of time or spatial reality. They don't even have brains. The greatest thing an egg can do is to be launched across a room with the intention of being slammed into Anthony Pettis' foot.

Look, we know you're bored. That's why we're publishing this video of Pettis high kicking an egg into oblivion on MiddleEasy. There's no back story to this. Stop worrying about the deeper existential meaning. Sometimes you just need to see an egg explode on impact from a foot, and today is one of those days.

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+9 # SteveMcAwesome 2013-01-10 14:19

Not on his first try? Novice.

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-7 # minestoosmallsadface 2013-01-10 15:09

See it on the UG first, catch it on MiddleEasy 6 hours later.

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+8 # #1 2013-01-10 15:14

nobody cares...idiot

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-1 # Sambro 2013-01-10 18:26

LOL! then on Fightliner the next day.

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+3 # minestoosmallsadface 2013-01-10 15:18

Okay buddy. Bravo Zeus, good work!

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-6 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-10 15:40

everybody forgets about the showtime kick. ben henderson's a chump

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-3 # Haul Paris 2013-01-11 03:02

Youve made it pretty obvious over the past couple months that you are an ignorant racist douchebag. Subtle to a degree.

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-2 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-11 10:39

holy shit, this guy has no sense of humor!

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+1 # Hugh Morris 2013-01-11 11:06

I downvoted you because I have an awesome sense of humor

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-1 # Asshole 2013-01-10 15:50

He won't be doing that off his back for 25 minutes

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0 # connertreffry 2013-01-10 17:43

i like showtime, too bad cowboy is going to murder his face

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0 # no way 2013-01-11 12:57

love Cowboy to death but Pettis will be way too much - with Diaz the fists were flying from all angles but with Pettis it's gonna be his legs which are more powerful. he'll get kicked from angles he doesn't even now exist.

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+9 # Dana White 2013-01-10 17:49

Bad news, pettis pulled out of cerrone fight. Something about egg bruises

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-3 # Sambro 2013-01-10 18:26

LOL!

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+2 # empthai 2013-01-10 18:59

Cowboy Cerrone in his best Bruce Lee impression: "Eggs...don't hit back."

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0 # KennyNuncaMuere 2013-01-11 00:19

Sometimes I imagine Ronda Rousey doing Pettis' Showtime Kick. That would be crazy because who would expect her to do that? I fantasize about Ronda doing other peoples signature moves a lot. In an interview Ronda said that if she could do someone else signature move than it would be Jon Jones' spinning back elbow. She said it would suite her judo style grips when she clinch.

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