I like my skim boarding to be 2% and homogenized. If you mix a box of Froot Loops with a skim board -- you've invented a way to waste $5.25. That wasn't a typo, by the way. That's really how you spell 'Froot Loops.' Kellogg is allergic to the English vocabulary. What the heck is a Kellogg anyway? They probably wanted to spell 'Catalog' and when someone brought up the typo in the boardroom, executives said 'Screw it, just let it slide.' Kellogg is banking on the scientific fact that if you pump enough sugar into the human population -- we won't even care about typos. Those fellows are reinventing the English language how they see fit, one bowl of sugary cereal at a time.

Ronda Rousey's favorite cereal is Rice Krispies solely for her love of Snap, Crackle and Pop. According to Kellogg lore, those are the name of the three gnomic elves that live together inside each box of Rice Krispies. It's been nearly 70 years and those dudes are now multimillionaires -- I think it's about time they find a real-estate agent and get their own apartment. Gnomic Elves are bums.

We hid in a bush and followed Ronda Rousey around Venice Beach so we could increase our collective level of creepiness. Just kidding -- or are we? Regardless, check out this video of Ronda skim boarding like a skim boarding champion, we think.

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+13 # red rocket...yummm! 2013-01-14 10:26

37 seconds of my life I'll never get back...thanks

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+1 # FreeLeeMurray 2013-01-14 10:31

Kellogg is a last name. You're welcome.

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-10 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-01-14 10:35

i would smell the part of her wet suit where her ass crack was for hours. hopefully she would leave a nice rose bud in there for me

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-4 # CanadianHour4 2013-01-14 10:53

quick someone say something creepy before kenny gets a chance.
uhhh ummm so once I had a dream ronda came down to my van by the river and we used motor oil as lubricant

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+6 # SnakeJake 2013-01-14 12:11

That's funny, 'cause Kenny is also a man who lives in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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-5 # boo 2013-01-14 11:00

Once I saw a blimp.

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0 # Ryu 2013-01-14 15:36

Skim boarding is fucking lame. Stop splashing in the tide. Pick up a surf board and actually go in the ocean.

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0 # long balls 2013-01-14 22:48

Maybe she is scared of the ocean youever think of that huh. Little steps.

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+3 # dota2 2013-01-15 02:30

lol ronda is an idiot!:D

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0 # YoMamma 2013-01-15 06:26

I bet her contract just added a line. NO surfing.

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