This is it. The pinnacle of Street MMA techniques. Nothing will overtake this as not only one of the best technical grappling matches in Street MMA history, but we're willing to bet there will never be a more incredible submission taking place on the street ever. Seriously. The closest maneuver I can think of that comes close to this is Tajiri's Tarantula, but without the ropes, and it's kind of not like Tajiri's Tarantula at all. So kind of a hybrid, standing, sideways, ropeless, hung Boston crab. Yeah. Just watch this fight between two emo kids that show remarkable agility in tight jeans and good ring awareness even if their bangs are in their eyes.

My God, this no-tap submission. Done with this article. Have to watch this again.

Huge props as always to KnockoutFootage for the find that has been dubbed the "Emoplata" by the UG. Damn those guys are good.

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+91 # monstruito 2013-01-15 13:08

Eddie Bravo just named this: Wheel Barrow to Hunch Back to Bell Tower to Baby Bird.

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+12 # comment of the year 2013-01-15 14:50

candidate - should be in there with the funniest shits of 2013 on ME.

xD

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+15 # Sambro 2013-01-15 15:14

you forgot the wheel barrow to ferris wheel transition.

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-1 # NoHomo 2013-01-15 17:02

:48

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-1 # EMO ASIAN? 2013-01-16 20:43

EMO HIOKI niggas wtf, beat him on instinct

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+19 # SteveMcAwesome 2013-01-15 13:08

I was going to say dude needed to learn some takedown defense. Then the second part happened and my jaw dropped.

Wow.

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+59 # synthsis 2013-01-15 13:10

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+15 # synthsis 2013-01-15 13:16

This kid has clearly watched Jones/Machida many, many times.

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+13 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2013-01-15 13:17

Live action Bane vs Batman.

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+56 # Shamownage 2013-01-15 13:17

K-1 level submissions this guy has, Joe...

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+7 # blank 2013-01-15 13:24

Seriously what the fuck!
Seriously that made my day. Kinda weird that seeing something soo ruthless would make me smile but that's what we're here for!
Keep up street MMA!

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+29 # boo 2013-01-15 13:24

Skinny jeans are the new grappling tights.

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+32 # david 2013-01-15 13:36

that turning wheel kick though..

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+44 # jrmoreau 2013-01-15 13:37

He's got some skills. I'd listen to Taking Back Sunday with him.

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+7 # Guy Mansterson 2013-01-15 14:04

I was expecting a camel clutch. I am still satisfied.

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-7 # CumStainLane 2013-01-15 14:05

Collin Fletcher would lay him out

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+7 # Emo_Patrick 2013-01-15 14:12

I didn't want to help him.

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+16 # Toothy 2013-01-15 14:42

That's my move! That's called "The Little Brother Killer"!

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+4 # Knottychurch 2013-01-15 14:47

that move should be called "The Puppet"

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+6 # bayzel22 2013-01-15 14:55

His stand up skills are just not quite up to par yet. A very dangerous grappler indeed

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+4 # MEOW2 2013-01-15 14:58

good kid deserved it. All he was trying to do was kick the guy in the nuts

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+3 # fuckgleisontibau 2013-01-15 15:09

best. thing. ever.

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+33 # Asshole 2013-01-15 15:11

Slick submissions and weak baby punches? Must be a Gracie fighter

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+4 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-15 15:24

im so glad he didnt know what a keylock was

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-25 # joesumo26 2013-01-15 15:37

Eddie Bravo calls it the tricycle into the head scratcher transitioned into the ninja turtle.

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+4 # Fitch the blanket 2013-01-15 16:29

Dude watches too much wrestling

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-6 # Ben Askren 2013-01-15 17:04

Booooooooooooor ing. Too much moving and stuff

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+5 # TickToothRuth 2013-01-16 00:48

Harrr, that be a right good joke there me laddy.

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-21 # Ace Desley 2013-01-15 17:55

That idiot put him to sleep standing up then dumped him head face first onto the concrete, lucky he didn't die! nice work middleeasy for posting this garbage, any trained fighter could put a pre-pubesent boy in a hold like that. Good luck trying to catch that on any one else.

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+14 # MistaCGY 2013-01-15 18:22

That was the weirdest fight I have ever seen and I loved every second of it lol

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0 # lickmyfart 2013-01-15 19:16

How come nobody saw that Boston Crab??? Man, 10th planet needs to cover that in the couldawouldasho ulda...

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+8 # steven seagal 2013-01-15 20:08

You welcome.

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+26 # I need a 2013-01-15 20:25

Gracie breakdown. Because I have no fucking idea what I just witnessed

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+4 # no one knows 2013-01-16 10:54

Even Rener "the talking machine" Gracie would be rendered speechless..for about 2 seconds..

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+3 # Honda 2013-01-15 20:43

Sick. Period.

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+6 # maxx 2013-01-15 20:58

its a variation of the abdominal stretch...he added a choke to it.

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0 # Sambro 2013-01-16 14:40

more of a reverse craddle

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+6 # Motivated Penn 2013-01-16 03:10

Holy shit that was legitimately amazing

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+25 # Sporadik 2013-01-16 03:42

That was fucking crazy!

Message to Korean Zombie "Please pull off that emoplata in 2013, please"

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-11 # rippie74 2013-01-16 06:22

Stupid video recording kids. Instead of filming they should've stopped it before it went that far.

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+4 # pete da meat 2013-01-16 07:31

No Pride soccer kick at the end?!

WHAT A GIP!!

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+9 # meh 2013-01-16 16:17

that was somehow the most gay, yet gangster shit i've ever ever seen in my life

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-2 # Jimmy 2013-01-16 16:57

Fake. You can clearly hear the guy getting choked say back up, then the guy walks him over by the curb.

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