I think a wise man once said 'Never count your chickens before they hatch'. Guaranteed I saw that same 'wise man' on the sidewalk at Venice Beach selling bracelets made out of hemp. The saying probably goes something like 'Never start urinating before you have your jeans unzipped.' At least it should go something like that. Venice Beach in mid-May smells like it's been marinating in urine for the better part of the year. If you can cure cancer by urinating in the middle of the street, Venice Beach is the most technologically-advanced medical laboratory in the world.

While UFC on FX: Belfort vs. Bisping is going down in São Paulo, Brazil, we sincerely believe the same urination rules apply to the country. We're just making wild assumptions, of course. No one at MiddleEasy has actually been to Brazil. For all we know it's just a figment of everyone's collective imagination. The UFC claims there will be an event there this weekend, so we'll have to take their word for it. While we're at it, let's take the word of UFC fighters as to who will win between Vitor Belfort and Michael Bisping. Props to SportsNet for the video.

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+53 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2013-01-18 06:35

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-13 # Vitor Belcher 2013-01-18 10:53

This is relevant because bisping = Anderson? Fucking idiot

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+2 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2013-01-18 12:55

When your tears have dried off on your cheeks let me know. In the meantime, go jerk off to your Hendo Gif you posted below, (which is relevant because Belfort = Hendo?). You fucking clown.

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-4 # BreadCostume 2013-01-18 19:51

Belfort is closer to Hendo than Bisping is to Silva, brah.

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+15 # Come on Slackers 2013-01-18 10:56

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-7 # fat american 2013-01-18 12:27

another fat american posts another irrelevant .gif

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+3 # Sambro 2013-01-18 15:09

Bisbing's glass chin is always relevant in a fight.

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+4 # Domma 2013-01-19 01:39

One KO against the hardest puncher in the game and he has a glass chin? delusional fans always make irrelevant bias predictions.

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+2 # Domma 2013-01-19 01:39

One KO against the hardest puncher in the game and he has a glass chin? delusional fans always make irrelevant bias predictions.

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+9 # GrimsGrind 2013-01-18 06:47

Belfort round 1 KO or Bisping round 3 TKO

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-5 # jsklair 2013-01-18 09:18

Quoting GrimsGrind:

Belfort round 1 KO or Bisping round 3 TKO

Agree with this, plus if it goes to decision, Bisping will probably have won all 3/5 rounds.

Is this a 3 or 5 rounder?

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-2 # fuck religion 2013-01-18 08:48

as much as bisping irritates me, i cant stand religious freaks. i hope bisping chokes him out.

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-1 # fuckreligion 2013-01-18 11:55

yeah! fuck religion! and fuckandersonsil va, too! amirite?

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+7 # God 2013-01-18 08:57

Fuck this Vitor guy. Marrys a whore playboy model then tell guys they can't masturbate. I never said it was a sin. I jerked off and accidentally created Earth for me sakes

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+20 # bolo 2013-01-18 10:39

If Vitor wants me to stop jerking it, he needs to put his shirt back on.

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0 # shogunofpride 2013-01-18 11:05

Good luck trying to avoid THAT Saturday Mike!

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+15 # Motivated Penn 2013-01-18 12:27

BJ trained so hard to answer that question, yet still failed to unlock his true potential and answer it. One day, BJ fans, one day.

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-1 # Voice 2013-01-18 13:19

Can't believe I'm actually rooting for Bisping in a fight. Honestly I'm sick and tired of these old dogs like Vitor et al. hanging around way past their expiration date - and still getting title shots and big fights even though they clearly aren't up to scratch. Bisping should take it easily - Vitor will be most likely be gasping for air by the second round

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0 # shogunofpride 2013-01-18 13:54

Try running around the ring from Jon Jones and his long reach and avoiding and thinking of the weird strikes the kid uses..

Other than that Vitor never really needed the later rounds to deal with his opponents.

Vitor KO's 99% of the middleweights in the division... you all know the 1% he can't

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+3 # Voice 2013-01-18 20:43

Quoting shogunofpride:

Vitor KO's 99% of the middleweights in the division... you all know the 1% he can't

99% hey? Look at top 10 list on sherdog and tell me that he KOs 99%. No way in hell he KOs Weidman, Sonnen, Philippou, Stann or Rockhold. Don't see it happening

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0 # Sambro 2013-01-18 15:08

STFU! Vitor was the closest of anyone to subbing your lover, Jon Jones!

He's not gonna need a 2nd round to finish Bitchbing.

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0 # connertreffry 2013-01-18 15:11

Bisping is a little nancy boy just like the rest of the redcoats, Phenom round one KO

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0 # SQUISHYBOOTS 2013-01-18 19:23

I upvoted you because xenophobes are funny.

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0 # ShaelConnen 2013-01-18 17:03

Belfort wins by way of Hendo Impersonation.

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-1 # Grundy 2013-01-18 21:00

lol awkward bj

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0 # ShaelConnen 2013-01-19 21:57

Ok, update.

Belfort wins by way of CroCop Impersonation.

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