If Tito Ortiz never stepped in the Octagon, the MMA world would never know Huntington Beach existed. The city council needs to erect some sort of bronze statue in Tito Ortiz's honor and place it directly in the center of downtown. Who cares if motorists have to add an extra fifteen minutes to their daily commute just to circumnavigate around Tito Ortiz's head -- it's friggin' Tito Ortiz. It's hard not to love the guy. Aside from essentially inventing the technique of 'ground-and-pound' in mixed martial arts, he's given us some of the most quotable moments in the sport's history (well, definitely Affliction's). Now that this newly released MMAHeat interview from Bellator surfaced, we have yet another reason to adore The Huntington Beach Bad Boy.

Check out what happens when Tito Ortiz decides to give the world an impromptu lesson about the origin of Russian fighters -- specifically all of them being from some far-off land called 'Bulgarium.' Props to vuco KJV for the find.

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+6 # synthsis 2013-01-20 18:25

such.an.ass.

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+14 # Titos Penis 2013-01-20 19:07

i wonder if tito fucks jenna with her old videos playing on the tv

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0 # Sambro 2013-01-20 18:27

American's are retards!

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+46 # DerpDerpDerp 2013-01-20 18:30

Mark Coleman is the guy who is known for early GnP, not Tito.

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-7 # StGutFree 2013-01-20 18:39

This problem wouldn't exist if we all settled on "Eastern European Scum."

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-13 # StGutFree 2013-01-20 18:41

The Pats blew it so I hate everything right now.

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+22 # lol 2013-01-20 18:56

Fuck the Pats.

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+11 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-01-20 18:46

Cyborgs only defended her title 3 times and one of the defences didnt even count cuz she pissed hot. youd think with a dome that big he could house a pretty big brain but thats definetly not the case with this guy. that shits fuckin vacant up there

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+18 # HAHAHAHAHAHA 2013-01-20 18:54

sure tito made some money, but he couldn't even handle his own career whys he fucking with other peoples? i would rather chuck do my contracts and he cant even compile a complete sentence. tito was smart to fetal up and protect his brain on the ground once he gets hit, he knows he cant afford to go full retard

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+16 # frankensteve 2013-01-20 21:48

you never go full retard.

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+2 # HAHAHAHAHAHA 2013-01-20 18:58

@ 6:02
does he say im real busy taking care of the men or THE MEND? because he talks about cyborg alot following that statement

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-5 # DanaWhituu 2013-01-20 19:45

And us US Americans, and the Iraq...

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+16 # mish15 2013-01-20 19:58

Tito must be a comedic genius. Him coaching others on how to speak intelligently before and after fights is hilarious.

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+15 # MMARealityShow 2013-01-20 20:02

Tito is retarded lol. Bulgaria and Russia---two different countries. Obviously he was a bad student in school lol. How retarded can you be if you don't know simple stuff luje that? Hahahahahahahah a!

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+17 # Atomic Bologna 2013-01-20 20:34

"When a fight's over being able to speak well"

This is pretty good, coming from one of the most painful to listen to fighters.

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+6 # Just Sayin 2013-01-20 21:11

Retarded Tito is retarded

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+3 # Garrbanzzo 2013-01-20 21:13

Worst. Manager. Ever.

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-4 # wigerilla 2013-01-20 22:50

ummm joe williams isnt undefeated
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Joe-Williams-75735

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-4 # Psioniphage 2013-01-21 04:35

Actually Bulgaria has a large Russian population. They are the 4th largest ethnic group there. Just Chill.

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-2 # SoYeaUmm 2013-01-21 07:55

His mom was offended when she saw the size of his head coming out of her vag.

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+6 # Joe O. 2013-01-21 08:42

I like how he even has an excuse for training. "Yeah she kind of defended my double leg but I was just coming off of back surgery."

Tito is perpetually coming of off back surgery.

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0 # grimsgrinded 2013-01-21 08:53

What is wrong with Tito Ortiz lol....He's seriously socially retarded.

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+1 # mathematicscore 2013-01-21 13:37

It's been four years since she won the title and she defended it twice without pissing hot. Tito is a charming idiot.

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+1 # SteveMcAwesome 2013-01-21 14:05

Go get some fans.

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+1 # Wrasslemania 2013-01-22 21:27

Bulgarium???

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