Unlike most of your lame jokes, Jesus is not the name of the maintenance man in my apartment complex. His name is Miguel -- and he makes lewd jokes about rape vans all the time. When people address me at events, it's usually 'Hey, Zeus' -- which of course sounds like the Spanish pronunciation for Jesus. I never assume my name is being called -- just that people love spontaneously speaking in tongues in my presence.

Here's a drinking game the next time Vitor Belfort does a post-fight interview: Take a drink for every time Belfort says 'God' or 'Jesus.' All of you guys would be hospitalized by the end of the night. Now that Heidi Androl works for FX (when did that happen?), Vitor Belfort has an entirely new interviewer to discuss Jesus and all things Christ to. Check it out below.

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-1 # TDM 2013-01-21 08:44

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+4 # grimsgrinded 2013-01-21 08:50

his wife is smokin....is this supposed to be insulting?

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+1 # fuckjesuschrist 2013-01-21 10:52

god, jesus sucks so bad. so bad

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+5 # SoYeaUmm 2013-01-21 10:53

Vitor doesn't deserve a rematch, but Sonnen definitely doesn't deserve Jones either. Sonnen barely eked out a victory against Bisping, Vitor made a new gif for everyone on the web to enjoy. Funny how a few dollar signs can get Dana/Lorenzo to make stupid fights.

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