Rory MacDonald's poker face has a poker face. The guy operates like he never discovered the concept of laughter. If home is where the heart is, the Rory MacDonald is friggin' homeless. If aliens landed on this planet and looked to Rory MacDonald to give them a basic lesson in human emotion -- our entire species is screwed. If Rory stopped ripping through the welterweight division and ceased his MMA career -- the dude would be an inanimate object -- one that scares the hell out of little kids for no apparent reason.

Rory's stoic personality isn't some schtick that he developed since joining the UFC in 2010. Not at all. He's been like this ever since he had his second MMA fight at the age of sixteen in King of the Cage. Now that we have video of his 2006 bout, you have yet another reason to procrastinate just a little longer this Monday afternoon.

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+17 # SteveMcAwesome 2013-01-21 12:11

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+7 # lol 2013-01-21 12:19

it just seems so "canadian" that the first thing that dude said to get the fans cheering was "I'm sorry"

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+12 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-01-21 12:24

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that Rory is still a virgin

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+10 # Asshole 2013-01-21 16:59

Not his asshole. Ask Ricci

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+1 # name2 2013-01-21 21:11

Maybe if we lived in a '80s movie.

I'm sure he's doing fine. I mean, Bret Ellis got laid plenty.

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0 # name2 2013-01-21 21:18

Err... Patrick Bateman... AP fail.

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-2 # mmac 2013-01-21 23:29

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that Rory got more pussy when he was 16 than you in your entire career

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+6 # Motivated Penn 2013-01-21 13:09

Wow.. at 16. I was deep into Magic the Gathering when I was that age. Revised Edition. Red & green deck... yeah...

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-1 # fuckrorysopponent 2013-01-21 13:11

hes always been good at catching kicks. good for him.

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+1 # Gonzo 2013-01-21 13:40

#tinynipples

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-21 16:39

Isn't it illegal to fight as a pro until you're 18? Maybe it's different in Canadia...

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0 # name2 2013-01-21 21:12

I think it's 18 in most states, but I've heard of exceptions with parents permission (KJ Noon).

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0 # name2 2013-01-21 21:13

Damn, how many times has Mauro used that timbuk3 line (future so bright...)

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+1 # mmac 2013-01-21 23:28

fucking fake ass fans

that was incredibly impressive for a 16 yo

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0 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-01-22 09:09

Quoting mmac:

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that Rory got more pussy when he was 16 than you in your entire career

Im gonna go out on a limb and say your 32 and your in your moms basement sitting in one of those special video game chairs

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0 # name2 2013-01-22 12:29

I'm gonna guess at least 42.

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0 # NotRyan 2013-01-23 17:58

Wow, they're showing Rory in his fight against Ken Tran. Ken Tran is a Muay Thai legend in my hometown of Vancouver. For those into the Muay Thai scene you guys know him fighting for Lions Promotions in Vegas.

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