Flyweights are the true ninjas of Mixed Martial Arts. They are so fast and stealthy that at times you've got to pause and put your TV on slow-mo mode just to see the punch or kick that rocked or KO'd the other guy. The fight between Demetrious Johnson and John Dodson is not going to be any different. These are two of the fastest guys in the UFC and there is no doubt watching them fight for flyweight title this weekend at UFC on FOX is going to feel like watching the Matrix on fast forward. If you're going to watch these two fight this saturday night, and I know you are- I suggest you have your doctor call in a prescription of ritalin to the pharmacy in order to decompress your brain afterwards from uber ninja warp speed back down to your normal couch surfing regular human speed. Dodson's already known for his quickness but according to this interview with Ariel Helwani , he's been doing extra work chasing around small farm animals to prepare for Demetrious 'Mighty Mouse' Johnson.

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+7 # BLACKMANANGRY 2013-01-23 07:49

Man this dudes a midget and man that white boy has a giant nose

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+17 # AmbiguousRaceGuyCalm 2013-01-23 08:21

Helwani is a jew and Dodson isn't a midget-he's fun sized.

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-5 # Instant Karma 2013-01-23 15:31

by fin sized do you mean that he looks like a 9 year old?

and what the fuck is wrong with you for calling a 9 year old "fun sized"?

You are really a sick sick bastard....

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+7 # Absinthe1 2013-01-23 08:56

Quoting AmbiguousRaceGuyCalm:

Helwani is a jew and Dodson isn't a midget-he's fun sized.

Dodson is a little over an inch, over the legal midget size

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0 # More like 5 inches. 2013-01-23 14:10

According to wikipedia the legal dwarf height is 4ft10 and under for adult males... Dodson is 5ft3. Still a midget compared to other fighters tho

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0 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-25 03:44

Why ruin Dodson's fun, he is the tallest midget,but according to you he isthe shortest black person. Hater!

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-3 # KennyNuncaMuere 2013-01-23 09:30

It's like when Goku died & went to train with what's his name in the afterlife before the Z fighters brought I'm back to life with the Dragon Balls. What's his name made Goku chase a fly & monkey so that he can work on his speed & agility.

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0 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-23 23:48

I thought you were going to set out on a quest to find yourself? Back so soon KNM? Did discover inner peace or just gave up on making half venezuelan armbarring-devi l spawn with R.Rousey

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+2 # KennyNuncaMuere 2013-01-24 07:07

I kind of gave up. But not all the way. But you're right. Even right now there are things I should be doing instead of look at websites & porn on my phone. If I did have children with Ronda they'd be quarter Venezuelan since Ronda is half Venezuelan. They would be 3/32th Caribbean because Ronda is 1/8th Caribbean on her mom side & I'm about 1/16th Caribbean on my mom side.

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But you're right. I've been slipping. I'm having a hard time finding motivation. I keep getting in a... I don't know. I'm too indecisive. I need to just make up my mind and do it. I feel like there is no epiphany. I have to stay focused & committed day to day & grind it out.

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0 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-25 03:39

Yea man grind it out Matt Brown style. There is no need for an epiphany, the world is yours for the making. its all how you perceive the world and use it to create the life you want and then live it, just do it. Even though you are in a I dont know state right now, you are storing all your potential for something great. As for motivation either find a nude of Rousey and make it your background or go to a fight of hers and steal some sweat of her supple skin put it in a jar use it to make her clones!!!!!

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+6 # acmichal 2013-01-23 10:03

he's so damn annoying

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-6 # ChocolateAL 2013-01-23 10:32

He's goofy looking and acts clown. I hope he looses. I don't like looking at his face. Some face just irritate you. Nawmsayin?

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0 # fuckgoats 2013-01-23 11:16

he stole that from rjj. and rjj stole that from ali. and ali was the greatest. conclusion: mighty mo ud

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+6 # Burning Urination 2013-01-23 12:08

Fun though it is watching these little dudes zap around the ring for 5 solid rounds punching air, I'm more looking forward to seeing Rampage get turned into a fine red mulch by that evil looking Brazilian fucker.

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+2 # Sambro 2013-01-23 12:55

Can't wait to see Dudson get KO'd. Som'bitch is annoying.

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+2 # meh 2013-01-24 10:33

yall dudes are haters. one of the few 125ers that is capable at finishing. Dodson is the future.

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