Alright, here's a TUF 17 joke. Jon Jones walks into a bar, Chael Sonnen ducks under it. End of joke.

If only my writer's block was a construction piece from Minecraft then I could truly make something out of it. Waffles are made of hotel rooms for syrup. If you taste the rainbow when you eat a Skittle, then Mother Earth is a Type-2 diabetic. Ronald McDonald has a golden arch because he mastered alchemy. A Taco Bell would never work -- just think about it.

That's all I have for you at the moment. Quite frankly, I have to get back to withering my life away by watching old episodes of Silver Surfer on YouTube. Check out this ESPN appearance of Chael Sonnen and Jon Jones talking all things MMA -- and leave me alone. Thanks.

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0 # Paul_Harris 2013-01-24 00:03

Very measured, articulated, unbiased responses.

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0 # WOOOT 2013-01-24 00:58

Oh man I didn't even know that there was a silver surfer cartoon. Badass!

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0 # Fitch the blanket 2013-01-24 01:13

Chael is so respectful calling him "Coach Jones" :)

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-1 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-24 03:23

Chael is neither a scholar or a gentleman, but he is a Felon :)

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+9 # ass 2013-01-24 06:02

uncle jon jones'urban demographic'

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-5 # ninja-squirrel 2013-01-24 09:33

thumps up for chael!!!!

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+3 # meh 2013-01-24 10:48

I think by now Chael is just doing his job selling tickets and is well aware Jones is going to devastatingly destroy him. I'd say systematic, but i'm gonfident if sonnen gets as much as clipped with a jones elbow it'll look like he was hit with a bolder the way he's be wobbling around the ring. this match ends up with chael in the fettle position waiting for a refs call. BOOK IT

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+8 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-24 12:12

I'm saying Chael is being strategic with the way he is behaving towards Jones. I think Jones is impressionable, and Chael knows that, so Chael is gonna be all super-nice to him now, but when it comes time to fight he's gonna pull a 180 and be ruthless, thus confusing Jones and making him cry like a bitch.

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+1 # Rob Boss - Painter 2013-01-24 18:35

'Urban demographic'?!? !? He's a fucking white guy from the 90's.

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