Tonight's Bellator on SPIKE is stacked, stacked like friggin' pancakes. Delicious, gluten free, but still unhealthy pancakes. Put that Aunt Jemima crap down, this fight card will be drizzled with REAL maple syrup - so much so that the goo will create syrupfalls over the peak of the delicious tower, and they will careen to the base of the structure and drown little breakfast children that come from the society that worships this gigantic carbohydrate creation. But that's their irresponsible parents at fault. Don't blame the real maple syrup or the pancakes. I say again, it's the parents' fault.

If these tiny breakfast people find time to save their town at the base of the gigantic pancake stack that's being threatened by a relatively slow syrup invasion, they will no doubt be watching Bellator tonight to take in the debut of King Mo in the final fight of the season 8 light heavyweight tournament opening round against Przemyslaw Mysiala, and four (4) yes four season 8 welterweight tournament opening round matchups.

(Said in a Starship Troopers voice) Would you like to know more?

Ben Askren will defend his welterweight title tonight on SPIKE against Karl Amoussou, the Bellator season 6 welterweight title winner (as season 7 welterweight tournament winner Andrey Koreshkov waits patiently sipping vodka in Russia).

Here's a quick look at the welterweight tournament opening round that we will witness this evening:

• Marius Zaromskis vs. season 7 lightweight tournament finalist Brent Weedman

• Koffi Adzitso vs. Ben Saunders (season 5 welterweight tournament finalist)

• Season 5 welterweight tournament winner Douglas Lima steps up against Michail Tsarev

• Raul Amaya vs. Jose Gomes

Yes, life is good. I believe the lyric goes: "Thursday night's alright for fighting" correct, Elton John?

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+4 # White Pride 2013-01-24 12:21

but hockeys on

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+4 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2013-01-24 13:29

This card really is like breakfast for dinner.

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+3 # LittleFrankieEdgar 2013-01-24 14:39

Anyone else notice how in the season premiere of TUF Dana White basically stole Bellator's "Toughest Tournament in Sports" line?

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+1 # DUCK07 2013-01-24 15:10

DOUGLAS LIMA WILL WIN THIS TOURNAMENT AGAIN FOR SURE!

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