Three years ago, Joe Rogan had a tree growing out of his toilet. It's amazing that a tree could emerge from a large pipe devoid of light, but it's even more amazing that someone was reincarnated as a tree in a toilet. Hopefully, it was some evil guy like Joseph Stalin and that was his punishment for his general douchebagary throughout history. An entire life spent feeding on the leftovers of whatever Joe Rogan had the night before -- and in complete darkness. Suddenly your life ends when some plumber does this to you. Despite being surrounded by excrement, I would much rather spend my life as a tree in a toilet than to be forced to face-off with Brock Lesnar, Alistair Overeem -- or any of the fighters on UFC's roster.

The greatest thing about watching a UFC weigh-in live is watching Joe Rogan watch a UFC weigh-in live. Zombie00713 shares our same belief and that's probably why he compiled this superb collection of some of Joe Rogan's more extreme weigh-in staredown staredowns.

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-8 # mmaking 2013-01-29 14:59

it was only in cain vs junior

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+9 # bonghitbeast!!!! 2013-01-29 15:07

zombie you have made me such a happy boy

that was fuckin magical

im so chonged i was crying at the last clip

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+12 # Stullo.de 2013-01-29 15:17

Anderson vs Chael was by far the best. Hes looking like having an acidflashback

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-49 # Big Deal 2013-01-29 15:25

Who gives a shit about rogan. He commentate fights and hang off fighters nuts wishing to be them.Kenny is a better commentator and he's a real fighter.

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+15 # Stullo.de 2013-01-29 15:37

LOL

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+14 # empthai 2013-01-29 15:30

That was hilarious. The girls are pretty into staredowns as well. The Chael-Anderson staredown looked like a three-man fight was on the card.

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-4 # Smelly 2013-01-29 15:47

Am I the only one with Deja Vu?

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0 # Stinky 2013-01-29 16:33

Quoting Smelly:

Am I the only one with Deja Vu?

Eminem as well

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+6 # Will-Kill 2013-01-29 17:08

Someone eventually should turn to Joe and give him a stink face.

Or a duckface.

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-3 # JoeHogan 2013-01-29 21:32

It's not that he's a fan of staredowns... it's that he's a fan of photobombing!

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-3 # CAINtheBULL 2013-01-29 21:50

Here is the reason...

He's doing it to block Arianny's view.

Notice how she always has to move after he shows up? Yup.

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0 # Spicoli 2013-01-30 01:44

Where's the video of the Rogan staredown to the tune of that industrial metal track? That one was hilarious. This one with Cottoneye Joe just pisses me off.

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0 # toby 2013-01-30 02:04

1.35 - chandella never die

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+5 # themfjoker 2013-01-30 04:10

in most he looks like he is participating in the staredown, like he is fighting in a three way fight

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+2 # Fitch the blanket 2013-01-30 04:35

Best one is Vitor/Anderson when his little rape face pops up at the end.

That clip of Brock will never get old

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0 # manicdreams.net 2013-01-31 03:28

awesome work Zombie00713, wherever you are

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