I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.

No one will get beyond the first sentence of the above comment.

Layzie:"What do you think of Randy Couture signing with bellator?"
Dana:"Randy is a horrible human being".

Good points purely from a business perspective. That man is so classy and professional.


Layzie: "Are you upset about Rampage not being in the UFC?"
Dana:"No absolutely not. I'm not upset at all!
But fuck YOU for asking me this question ok?"


Interviewer:"What do you think about Rampage saying he didn't get paid enough?"
Dana: "We could've legally paid him even less than what we did. Even though he made a ton of money for us."


Layzie:"Rampage is considered an exciting fighter and has a huge fanbase..."
Dana:"Yeah well, he lost three in a row.
And just like any fighter who lost 3 in a row....
we tried to call him a few days ago to renegotiate a deal with him.
But since he doesn't want to do business with us anymore...
I don't think he's good enough to compete in the UFC"

Fuck UFC, Fuck Zuffa, Fuck Dana White.

Great, we lose exiting fighters like Rampage and Randy (I know he's retired) and gain "bores" like Colton Smith. I'd rather see Rampage or Randy loose than Colton Smith or Clay Guida win. Put Colton and Clay together and you get BoringFOTY

I want that cat

As a President, I would never stoop to these levels for image's sake. Why do people care what this guy thinks. His product and his company are going down. I would never invest in this co.