Randy Couture's ear gets first place at the Origami Olympics every year. That thing has a story to tell, and if you get close enough to it, it may spit in your face and steal your wallet. If that scenario goes down, it's considered a great honor in Western culture. It's the equivalent of being lathered in Yak's fat and being invited to dinner, like that scene in Stargate. If you're expecting a clever link to the scene previously mentioned, then you're going to be disappointed. It's on the internet, somewhere. You're just going to have to do the leg work on this one. I can show you this pretty slick video of Kenny Rice giving MiddleEasy props on Inside MMA, but that's about it. Well, granted I could show you this poster of Randy Couture posing next to his new 'Xtreme Couture' cologne. Yeah, I had no idea it existed either.

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+16 # Diaz4President 2013-02-06 21:20

What a douche

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+4 # TickToothRuth 2013-02-07 02:17

Indeed - If Dana is to be believed about Randy I'm not sure I would want to smell of asshole.

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+10 # Asshole 2013-02-07 05:44

Still better than anything Tito Ortiz puts out

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+32 # CAINtheBULL 2013-02-06 21:38

"Divorce" by Randy Couture.

haha.

Remember when Dana pushed jewelry?

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+14 # Bauzen 2013-02-06 22:33

Nominated for next year's comment awards.

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+4 # BULLtheCAIN 2013-02-07 05:57

Randy's brain caption.......

Where does this pointy end go?

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+11 # Shamownage 2013-02-06 22:13

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA! You couldn't even parody this promo image if you tried. So ridiculous.

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+6 # SystemOL 2013-02-07 01:43

At least it's not colored nail polish (a la Huerta)

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+16 # JD 2013-02-06 22:37

Smells like a Team Quest gym mat.

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+2 # or 2013-02-07 00:11

like Lindland xD geeeeees!!!

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+10 # name2 2013-02-06 23:42

So, now I can buy Axe body spray in a bottle, endorsed by Randy Couture, for only 10 times the price?!?

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0 # zomg 2013-02-07 00:13

those jewelry and the fake tattoo on his side! xD Does he have any tattoos at all btw?

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-1 # poopfart 2013-02-07 13:47

yes it is a real tattoo and he has one on his arm too.

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+9 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2013-02-07 00:17

"When you spray my scent, we must have a sword fight and our penises will touch like this."-Randy

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+16 # ... 2013-02-07 01:21

Who the fuck would want to smell like Randy Couture?

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+1 # Tango 2013-02-07 05:13

A manly man

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+5 # LittleFrankieEdgar 2013-02-07 11:07

Ryan Couture.

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+12 # vagina inspector 2013-02-07 01:31

Who the fuck is going to buy that?

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+5 # rippie74 2013-02-07 09:54

Quoting vagina inspector:

Who the fuck is going to buy that?

The same [censored]s who wear Tapout t-shirts. LOL

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-2 # rippie74 2013-02-07 09:56

Quoting rippie74:

Quoting vagina inspector:

Who the fuck is going to buy that?

The same [censored]s who wear Tapout t-shirts. LOL

Are you kidding me? You "censored" my post? [F A G G O T S]

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-3 # Diaz4President 2013-02-07 10:15

Seriously! WTF ZEUS? You censoring mutherfucker. If I wan't to be censored I will go write my comments on mmafighting.

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0 # Cats Panties 2013-02-07 11:24

GayzieTheFagot got mad and begged Zeus to censor

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+6 # looks 2013-02-07 02:41

completely gay!

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+1 # NoHomo 2013-02-07 05:39

I wouldn't mind having that all over my body

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-1 # NoHomo 2013-02-07 05:43

I meant the cologne, not Randy

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+15 # GrimsGrinded 2013-02-07 06:39

I'm quite positive it smells like 40yr old sweaty socks after a 10hour wrestling practice. I'm also positive it tastes like Machida's foot.

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+1 # urbanangel22 2013-02-07 11:28

50 year old...

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+3 # Joe pepperoni 2013-02-07 06:46

The world turns and Randy turns with it.

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+14 # NewYorkRic 2013-02-07 09:42

Does it give off that "Natural" scent?

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+1 # Fanoffags 2013-02-07 11:27

Yo ric, is that the real you? Big fan, u need to slap Ariel next time he gets all condescending

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+1 # monstruito 2013-02-07 15:28

That shit smells like it's going straight to a Wal Mart near you.

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0 # monstruito 2013-02-07 15:29

Holy shit, I just saw how he has his index fingers touching and the cologne "nestled" between them. Now that's douchy as fuck.

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+2 # ipunchyourvagina 2013-02-07 19:08

when the fuck did randy get the ink? the expendables has been a bad influence on him

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