The story of Steven Seagal can be summarized as such: Boy meets girl, boy has unprotected sex with girl, girl makes one of the baddest [expletives] to ever high-kick out of a woman's womb, baby grows up to star in a variety of early 90s action movies, movie star makes an energy drink comprised of Golgi berry that taste surprisingly good, movie star allegedly teaches the greatest of all time a kick he invented, greatest of all time knows the kick but plays into the lesson, greatest of all time pulls off the kick to knock out his opponent and the movie star takes credit for it, greatest of all time gets harassed by Chael Sonnen -- and finally Steven Seagal has been enlisted to help security in Arizona prevent school shootings.

Make fun of Seagal all you want, at least the dude is taking an active stance on preventing another school massacre instead of having insensitive debates on gun control *cough* National Rifle Association (NRA) *cough*. Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has enlisted Sensei Steven Seagal to train his volunteer posse on how to properly handle a school shooting. Naturally, this has been met with criticism from protestors to which Seagal responded with:

Anybody who has criticized me or the sheriff for standing up to help the children, in my opinion, is an embarrassment to the human race.

While politicians debate on what should be done with guns in America, Steven Seagal is training school security to teep kick guns out of the hands of assailants. There something commendable about that -- strange, but commendable.

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0 # Urijah on Fire 2013-02-11 09:20

Credit where its due

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+6 # Jerm 2013-02-11 09:34

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-2 # jt33 2013-02-11 11:08

"guns should never be in schools"...i bet this old bitch was on the rifle team in high school

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-1 # TheBear 2013-02-11 11:34

American and its obsession with guns.

Really working out well for you guys that is'nt it?

Why not Nukes? Lets put Nukes in schools to PROTECT ALL THE CHILDREN.

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0 # Texas Heater 2013-02-11 12:24

Choke on my gun oil you dirty fucking hippy. Guns are just as dangerous as martial arts, it's the wielders decision to do something retarded that makes them a danger to those around them.

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0 # The Bear 2013-02-11 13:13

Quoting Texas Heater:

Choke on my gun oil you dirty fucking hippy. Guns are just as dangerous as martial arts, it's the wielders decision to do something retarded that makes them a danger to those around them.

Well, thats an original well thought out argument. You do realise the political RIGHT in the USA make the rest of the World think your a bunch of paranoid, right wing, religious, fat,inbredd, neo Nazi's?? Which on the whole is'nt true.

You dont need guns. They make the world a worse place.

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+2 # Texas Heater 2013-02-11 15:58

Well I for one don't give a flying shit what some other people think about me, or my countrymen. I'm not on this planet to sway peoples opinions of Americans or anyone else for that matter. Point is simply that guns in the hands of responsible people don't murder people till they die ;)

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0 # TheBear 2013-02-12 02:29

Quoting Texas Heater:

Well I for one don't give a flying shit what some other people think about me, or my countrymen. I'm not on this planet to sway peoples opinions of Americans or anyone else for that matter. Point is simply that guns in the hands of responsible people don't murder people till they die ;)

Its a retarded argument. You could say the same thing about Crack Cocaine.

Well as lond as its not in the hands of someone who will abuse it - its fine.

The fact remains - there are MANY people out there who will abuse these things.

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+3 # flipendo 2013-02-11 17:44

Americans and their ridiculous obsession with guns.

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+4 # CharlatansUnited 2013-02-11 11:42

You'd have to be one dumber mother fucker to try that in Arizona--everyb ody packs heat in that state.

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0 # 101 2013-02-11 15:18

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Tucson_shooting

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+5 # steven seagull 2013-02-11 12:04

I invented the goatee in 96.

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0 # datass 2013-02-11 16:10

He's kinda starting to look like randy with that beard and scarf combo

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-02-11 23:46

You know what those scarfs are called? Shemaghs. You know what shemaghs are used for? Keeping sand off your face when it's windy... in the desert.

I don't think you're in the desert, you fake fuck.

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0 # Sonnensault 2013-02-12 08:19

He's in the Sonoran Desert, actually.

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