I'm not going to beat a dead horse. Alistair Overeem already tenderizes his own meat. However, I will say that Cabbage Correira is the first MMA fighter that holds a nickname that serves as an accurate representation of his appearance. He could be a supervillian on 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.' Oh, was I the only person that watched that cartoon on Saturday mornings? Another great show lost in that massive void that was 90s cartoons. What about 'Chip and Pepper Cartoon Madness?' If God existed, then that show would have never been pulled off the air. My childhood is filled with cancellations, and a lot of school detention notices. This article is about Cabbage and not for a self-reflection at my own mundane upbringing, so check out his fight in Hawaii against Deutsch Pu'u -- his first bout in over five years. Props to ULTMMA for the find.