I rarely leave my apartment in Hollywood in fear that something out there will alter my life in a negative way. Last night I stayed up in fear that I would sleepwalk and accidentally venture out of my front door. It's too dangerous out there in the wilderness of the real world. There are these things called 'cars' that you have to watch out for. Sometimes they run over people, sometimes they don't. However, 'sometimes' is an infinitely larger probability than 'never,' so I can't risk it. Confined in my bubble of fabricated security, I can control every variable within my apartment without the need to do any real social interaction. It's great. You should try it more often. Being a hermit can also greatly reduce the chance of Dan Henderson fracturing your entire skull. We're not talking about a concussion here. A literal fissure opening up within the plate of bones that protect your brain due to a person hitting you really hard on the head. See folks, that's why I don't go outside. On my list of 'The Worst Things That Can Happen To Me,' having my skull punched in so hard that it fractures is just under 'Being a pre-teen boy trapped in a locker room with Jerry Sandusky.' What, too soon? If so, what is the expiration date one can reference an alleged child molester? There's not really a written rule on that, but I'm going to go with two weeks since that's the exact length it takes me to pay attention to non-MMA related sports news.

Let's be clear on this, not even Galactus has heavier hands than Dan Henderson. So when Hendo says he will place Machida on the mat at some point in UFC 158 in this MMAInterviews video, we hope Lyoto has great jiu-jitsu off his back.

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+3 # jaja 2013-02-19 16:58

hes prolly f'ed all of our sisters.

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+1 # meh 2013-02-19 17:15

hendo is my dude, but he's hella mistaken if he thinks machida doesn't have power. his power. he isn't a bulldozer, but strikes sharp like silva. probably wouldn't ko hendo, but could freeze him like silva did in the 2nd round of their fight.

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+5 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-02-19 18:07

Hendo always sounds like he has a frog in his throat and as i type this i pray that he doesnt occasionally read middleeasy comment sections

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+4 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-02-19 20:10

i believe him, yo. i dont know why but i do

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+1 # Asshole 2013-02-19 20:59

If this fight turns out to be a DUD and no one gets Ko'd in this epic fight, im gonna switch over to Robot Combat League and never come back to MMA.

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+4 # KennyNuncaMuere 2013-02-19 21:40

Maybe you'll see Ronda battle Beatus the robot.


Video
http://vine.co/v/b6195lYFezO

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+3 # Hendolf Hitlerson 2013-02-20 04:06

When the mic is right below his nose it looks like he has a hitler stache

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0 # Me 2013-02-20 11:48

With a takedown? No

With his fist? Most probably if he connects. Who wouldn't? Those H-Bombs are no joke!

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