When I lived in Tucson, Arizona we used to settle arguments by ripping off chunks of cacti and tossing them at each other. This was only done in college, of course, and under the influence of a plethora of adult substances. There's never been a moment in human history in which launching parts of a cactus into another person has been a smart or reasonable idea. There's just no data confirming the contrary. Go ahead, do the research yourself.

Your ability to wield boxing gloves and strike with a cactus should never foster the notion that you can actually body slam into a cactus without expecting to get Fedor'd by it. Case in point, this is what happens when you fail to heed my blatantly obvious warning and launch yourself into a cactus that was placed on Earth to devour your puny little flesh. Props to John M. Petit for the find.

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+23 # boo 2013-02-20 13:19

Squeal piggy, squeal.

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+25 # rippie74 2013-02-20 13:43

Dumbest.Guy.Eve r.

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+9 # pride_power 2013-02-20 14:09

to be fair jon fitch would have spent longer on the ground against that cactus.

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+16 # heyYOu 2013-02-20 14:27

Quoting pride_power:

to be fair jon fitch would have spent longer on the ground against that cactus.

it's too early for the Fitch jokes, dude just got cut. Leave him and his blanket alone

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+9 # pride_power 2013-02-20 14:43

it will help! its closure.

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-02-21 09:37

Yeah, I just saw the cut list... wtf is that? Some undeserved cuts.

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+4 # DaDon 2013-02-20 14:09

CHOLLAS! lol i remeber one of my friends sliped a fell into a bush of chollas too! thenm things are viscous! too the firedepartment ppl over a hour to get them off it was amazing lol

an yes i live in tucson

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+15 # cutu2bad 2013-02-20 14:59

Bucky Boyd would eat that cactus for breakfast

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+14 # SkeetEmUp 2013-02-20 15:00

i don't care how much something hurts you just don't say "owee"

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+10 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-02-20 16:07

Seek therapy

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+9 # Idontevenknow 2013-02-20 18:08

I truly hope this one never breeds.

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+5 # gorillaj 2013-02-20 22:48

he really did sound like a pig getting slaughtered.. kind of disturbing

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0 # bonghitbeast!!!! 2013-02-21 06:55

i did lol. though in pity.

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