A large earthquake tears through the center of the Earth and opens up a huge chasm of demons, fire drakes, and balls of lava fling across the land -- scorching everything it touches. Humans are melting, entire buildings are sporadically exploding. As the chaos is going on Earth, a huge space ship appears in our atmosphere and beams down squadrons of militant aliens, bent on enslaving humankind and exploiting our resources. The demons and fire drakes take note of this and stage an all-out battle on the aliens for the rightful ownership of humankind. The war goes on for years, suddenly Satan appears from the center of the earth with a giant pitch fork and starts impaling every animate object -- aliens, demons and humans end up on one giant make-shift shish kabob. Satan throws this Frankenstein-like pitch fork directly to the sun -- and it friggin' explodes. Now there's no sun. The Earth is rapidly dying and whatever ownership the demons and fire drakes -- and even aliens have on humankind is nullified because there's no sustainable planet to live on.

And throughout all of this, Mark Hunt doesn't give a f***.

Look at this .gif, MMA fighters. This is what happens when you stand in the pocket with Mark Hunt. You get immortalized in a perpetual moving image -- and everyone praises your existence on Earth. Congratulations to MiddleEasy Frate Traner, Mark Hunt, on an amazing walk-off KO tonight at UFC on Fuel TV.

Let's take a look at that from another angle.

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+9 # hunto1 2013-03-02 22:33

this a better gif http://i.minus.com/iARK6H855x9db.gif

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-6 # StGutFree 2013-03-02 22:33

Mark Hunt just did the "Monster Mash."

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+44 # kid808 2013-03-02 22:38

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+51 # snoop 2013-03-02 22:39

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-7 # Sambro 2013-03-03 11:01

It was an early stoppage! Struve was ready to continue.

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-1 # Keyboard Warrior 2013-03-02 22:39

Mark Hunt Don't Give a Shit!
http://www.facebook.com/MHDGAS

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+12 # Rob 2013-03-02 22:54

THANK YOU BASED HUNTO

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+45 # PRIDE NEVER DIE 2013-03-02 22:54

FUCK YOUR RULES MIDDLEEASY!

Great performance by Mark Hunt and Wanderlei.

PRIDE NEVER DIE !

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-1 # Mr. magician 2013-03-02 22:55

I bet Mark Hunt's corner almost got a heart attack when saw him walking away.

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+22 # Asshole 2013-03-03 00:17

or they all got instant boners

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+10 # Krakatau 2013-03-03 00:26

Struve went down in Hunt's corner, so you can actually see them all doing just that in the second gif.

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+25 # stevia junkie 2013-03-02 22:55

MARKUUUUUUUUU HUNTOOOOOOOOOO

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+21 # jt33 2013-03-02 22:57

fucking yes..the mark hunt frate trane is unstoppable. i was blown away by his ground game too. i want to see hunt vs nelson next or maybe overeem so he can finish off his plummet from the top 10

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+26 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-03-02 23:23

You could make a highlight reel of just him walking off. No punches, just the walking.

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+12 # Bong Force Trauma 2013-03-02 23:27

#MARKHUNTDECIDE S

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+16 # Groo 2013-03-02 23:27

Dana better buy Hunt a new kitchen-table now..

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+19 # BreadCostume 2013-03-02 23:53

That left is so nasty. Hunt scoring nothing but walk off shots in the UFC.

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+11 # Iron Snuggie 2013-03-03 01:05

Like how Mark's cornerman tells him to finish when he already decided the fight was over.

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+6 # Just Sayin 2013-03-03 08:35

If mazzigatti called nothing but mark hunt fights, there will never be a bad stoppage ever again bc only mark hunt tells you when a fight is over

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0 # Sambro 2013-03-04 20:46

Herb says the same thing, "come back"

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+11 # Buckley 2013-03-03 02:42

Hunt vs Carwin next if the guy's knee gets better? The rest of the division is pretty tied up right now, Hunt might have to wait a bit. Overeem/dos Santos, Velasquez/Silva , Cormier/Mir, Werdum/Nog, Nelson/Congo... Carwin's the only guy in the UFC's top 10 who won't be fighting in the next 3 months.

By the way, can someone teach Struve how to be 7 feet tall?

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+7 # SnakeJake 2013-03-03 03:26

Back to the incredibly tall drawing board for Stevan. First lesson: CARDIO!

It was a weird stoppage though, but probably for the best.

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-8 # Sporadik 2013-03-03 04:17

Taking nothing away from Mark Hunt's great victory, this once again proves how good Struve actually is. Clearly if he was the same size of a normal fighter he wouldn't be fighting at this level if fighting pro at all. I hope this woke him up. I also can't wait to see Hunt fight again!

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+33 # DerpDerpDerp 2013-03-03 06:11

Struve took a massive shot from Hunt that broke his jaw, and he still wanted to continue, how can you say Struve only has height? Guy has heart and guts and always looks to put on a good show. Hope to see him come back strong.

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+15 # Vagina Inspector 2013-03-03 07:26

I have a man crush on mark hunt.

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-8 # Absinthe1 2013-03-03 07:32

Struve obviously took a book from overeems chapter, judging by the defensive approach

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+5 # Caz 2013-03-03 07:49

This may be the best article I have ever read.

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+9 # Vagina Inspector 2013-03-03 09:12

He has to go frate trane top 3.

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+5 # Fabricio Alves 2013-03-03 14:35

Request a fight against Jones or Anderson is easy. Difficult is fight against Hunto

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+4 # JonB 2013-03-03 16:23

That punch was little mac-esque and epic.

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+2 # Shmee 2013-03-04 06:57

So can Huntu move up the Frate Trane list now?

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+1 # Leonard Washington 2013-03-04 10:37

Hunt just took a shit on the hw division

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