Sorry Herb Dean, when Mark Hunt fights he tells you when the bout is over. You don't even need to show up to the fight. Mark Hunt knows when to stop -- he won't pull any shenanigans like unintentional crotch shots. Mark Hunt also serves as all three judges in his own fights. In fact, just tell the entire athletic commission to stay home -- the only thing Mark Hunt tests positive for is badassery, and it's always at an inhuman level.

Stefan Struve tweeted this picture of his jaw just moments ago, notifying the world that if you choose to stand in the pocket with Mark Hunt -- this same thing will happen. Also props to Nezart for this amazing illustration of Marku Huntu.

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+75 # SnakeJake 2013-03-03 12:51

Okay, so maybe it wasn't an early stoppage.

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+13 # Diaz4President 2013-03-03 16:31

Is that crack in his skull normal? Or did Hunt also break his head?

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+20 # Captain Obvious 2013-03-03 19:50

The human skull is made up of a few different place, hence why babies heads are so fragile; their plates haven't formed fully or set in place yet.

Long story short, totally normal.

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-20 # MEOW2 2013-03-03 12:51

"bozos get their jaws shattered"-BSL

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+12 # BreadCostume 2013-03-03 18:00

bozos quote bsl

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-19 # Jerm 2013-03-03 12:53

https://twitter.com/theycallmejerm/status/308087949843628032

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-1 # SkeetEmUp 2013-03-03 15:01

cool tweet brah

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-6 # Jerm 2013-03-03 17:39

Thanks mang

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+5 # scarcasm 2013-03-03 18:07

its all over the interweb

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-17 # Jerm 2013-03-03 12:55

He's going to be KO'd next fight, easily.

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+38 # Smashida 2013-03-03 12:56

They spelled his name "Sutoruvu"

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+7 # DynamiteK 2013-03-03 13:43

Quoting Smashida:

They spelled his name "Sutoruvu"

LMFAO Japanese katakana ftw!

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-21 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-03-03 12:58

lol, is that his head?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!! fuuuuuuuuuck.

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+26 # SamBO 2013-03-03 12:58

holy shit u can tell thats stefans skull....hope it heals well

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+32 # Ellrick 2013-03-03 13:18

Jesus that thing is huge.

Pretty sure I looted his skull in Skyrim once for my house.

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+8 # AkuraIchiban 2013-03-03 13:24

Bananas, Setufan Sutoruvu's jaw has been split.

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+5 # Vagina Inspector 2013-03-03 13:27

Fuck.

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+4 # Fabricio Alves 2013-03-03 14:03

Hunto is incredible

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+3 # Sambro 2013-03-03 14:06

That punch cracked his whole fookin' skull!

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+22 # Polybius 2013-03-03 16:13

Poor guy.

I'm so happy Hunt won but I hate to see this.

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-4 # Word 2013-03-03 16:53

That's one mangled skull. You can see he broke his eye socket, his nose at least twice, and obviously his jaw is FUCKED up. Props to Struve for putting it on the line. I always looked at him as the guy from the movie Powder just bigger, but now I look at him as a pale giant with head trauma.

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+8 # perpatraitor 2013-03-03 17:48

I cannot believe how fucking dumb some of you guys are. There are cracks in everyones skull and face. Of course the jaw BREAK not fracture is serious! I'm impressed I saw him talking to Hunt afterwards.

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-4 # Sambro 2013-03-04 15:48

I caught a retard and I'm reeling 'em in.

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+3 # onepunch 2013-03-03 19:27

Why were you standing in the pocket with your hands down?

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+4 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-03-03 19:53

Merely a flesh wound. Walk it off.

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0 # Mookiestick 2013-03-03 20:25

I don't know why he stood in the pocket with Mark Hunt. He should've been teep kicking and side kicking all night long keep that fucker away from him as far as possible. I wonder if he'll still fight after that kind of injury? I mean it's going to be more susceptible to being broken again. I'd start looking at a different career path. That's just no way to make a fucking living. I'm glad they do it not me.

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+2 # DaDon 2013-03-04 00:31

brings back memorys kim couture anyone ?
http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/combatlifestyle21.jpg

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0 # Gansu 2013-03-06 18:23

He not only broke his jaw, he ate his flesh too.

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