One day scientists will make a car that is fueled entirely by Matt Horwich's quirkiness. That car will be distributed in all major markets as a viable alternative energy vehicle and it will be able to solve the world's energy crisis. The earth will once again be on the right path until Matt Horwich dies. Then the entire planet will be screwed (yet again) and Eddie Bravo will create endless vlogs about why chemtrails are sucking the souls of human beings and redistributing them to the wealthy. He will then realize that he is indeed wealthy, and his entire conspiracy will collapse on itself. Throughout all of this, Renato Laranja will try to start intimate relationships with every female fighter in MMA, but fail miserably.

Matt Horwich is the most interesting man currently in MMA. It's not even something you can sit around your coffee table and debate about. We've covered the trans-dimensional sabertooth river dolphin throughout his voyage into the multi-verse for years now and now our bud Rick Lee has decided to use his expert videography abilities to capture Horwich playing the guitar -- and we love him for it. Check it out below.

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-6 # bosswell 2013-03-04 21:23

Well that was horrible

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+1 # Truth201 2013-03-05 00:15

Quoting bosswell:

Well that was horrible

it was, but it looks like he learned it by ear, which is impressive

sounds good to people who don't play guitar though

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+5 # Criminal 2013-03-05 01:06

Quoting bosswell:

Well that was horrible

It was pretty good, not horrible... though I thought he was going to be a fucking maestro after that speech, lol

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+1 # jt33 2013-03-04 23:51

seriously no one in mma i would rather have a conversation with...with maybe the exception of anderson silva just to be able to pick the goat's brain.

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+2 # poopfart 2013-03-05 06:20

If you think its time to fucking rock, And fucking roll, out of control Well then you know you've got to rock the block, You fucking suck, My fucking cock

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+2 # Shamownage 2013-03-05 13:20

28 seconds of this video is Horwich telling you his nickname. That is awesome.

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