When someone can venture in a Russian forest to hunt a grizzly bear with a fork, special rules need to be applied if that same person decides to compete in an MMA bout. It's the only way to level the playing field amongst human beings that aren't genetically predisposed to owning reality. It's already established that Aleksander has the power to distort the space-time continuum and can knock people out just by thinking about. In fact, Aleksander's telepathy is so powerful that he's even forced people into retirement without landing a single strike. Whenever he's not bending Dr. Levinson's time equations, Alek likes to cause absolute ruckus on passenger planes. Check out this report from R-Sport regarding an incident that occurred yesterday.

Alexander Emelianenko has been fined after pleading guilty to harassing passengers and crew on an airplane, Russian prosecutors said Monday.

A video of the incident spread quickly on the Internet. In the clip, Emelianenko appears to be drunk as he scuffles with passengers and crew.

“During the flight, the renowned athlete caused a breach of public order, spoke loudly, molested passengers, provoked them into fights, did not react to remarks from the cabin crew, demanded liquor, used foul language, smoked in the airplane,” Barnaul transport prosecutors said in a statement issued to media.

Emelianenko, 31, admitted a low-level hooliganism charge and was fined 700 rubles ($22.70), prosecutors said.

Four days after the incident on the flight, the M1 Global MMA promotion canceled its contract with the fighter, with president Vadim Finkelstein citing numerous breaches of contract on the part of Emelianenko.

Hours after M1 Global’s decision, Emelianenko said he would retire.

Just another day in the life of Aleksander Emelianenko. Heck, we probably have enough material to do a 'Top Ten Stories on Written on MiddleEasy about Aleksander Emelianenko' if you guys are up for another feature.

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-13 # synthsis 2013-03-05 08:15

In Soviet Russia plane smokes on you.

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0 # Ekonamics 2013-03-05 21:48

Easy middlequesy, 22 dollars is like 130 k there

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-15 # Seagal 2013-03-05 08:17

It just sucks how the Emelianenko brothers ended their MMA career's ...

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+13 # Bjorn Rebney 2013-03-05 08:17

hey Aleks lets talk about this "retirement" I'll fly you out to LA and pick up lunch anywhere you'd like.

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+19 # Vagina Inspector 2013-03-05 08:23

Rubles is the best currency name in history.

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+10 # Reality 2013-03-05 08:25

Alek is a notorious well documented world class D-Bag. Pretty unlikely scenario that he suddenly sought simplicity and spiritual awakening out of the blue.... I'm guessing it's a PR stunt.

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+14 # Jah 2013-03-05 08:37

Just a slow monday for aleksander

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+23 # video 2013-03-05 08:41

does anyone have this video that "spread quickly on the Internet"?

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+3 # Nick Bez 2013-03-05 08:53

News about 18.12.2012

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+23 # jrmoreau 2013-03-05 08:58

Sergei Kharitonov wasn't lying...

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+9 # me 2013-03-05 09:01

After all that he went to live and help in a monastery. For real you can see pics of it on his facebook and all.

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+14 # Doorhandle 2013-03-05 10:21

Just like Reality said above, it's probably a PR stunt. Trying to show off that he's down to earth and a changed man following Fedor's footsteps. All BS, you don't change a person like Aleks, he's a wild card.

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+10 # ch4 2013-03-05 09:40

I would be so proud of a low-level hooliganism charge

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+7 # Rob Boss - Painter 2013-03-05 10:00

Something about it all ending in a plane-cigarette makes the sad story into a comedy.

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+10 # GrimsGrinded 2013-03-05 10:47

if he did this in america TSA would have raped him and threw him in jail for a week.

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0 # aleks mullet 2013-03-05 11:26

yes make that feature!

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+6 # JAHAJA 2013-03-05 12:01

LET RUSSIANS BE RUSSIAN

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-5 # Triangles 2013-03-05 13:47

Heck of a better way to go out than Fedor

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+6 # Sacramento Top Team 2013-03-05 14:58

Fedor's only demands would be an ice cream cone and a colorful sweater.

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-13 # Dana 2013-03-05 15:02

The Emelianenko brothers are cans,If you disagree your are an a ass kisser and a blind fool.

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