Never has the 'lesson' part of A Lesson in Street MMA been so clear: If you are untrained, wearing a horizontally-striped cotton/polyurethane shirt and a man is coming at you bouncing around with much joyhate (anger mixed with the coming satisfaction of destroying a man), you are doomed.

Just run.

There is no shame in the cowardice of running. Escape is better than the alternative, which is winging wild haymakers and getting brutalized on a cement street at the hands of a shirtless man who may or may not have his name tattooed across his back. Oh well, sometimes these things happen in Street MMA.

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+21 # TDM 2013-03-05 13:46

What language was that? Was that U WOT M8?

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+12 # han solo 2013-03-05 14:07

me thinks that was prisons

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+1 # mac dre 2013-03-05 17:51

Quoting TDM:

What language was that? Was that U WOT M8?

Mouf fuullla foood.

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+1 # Motivated Penn 2013-03-06 10:12

u r 1 cheeky kunt m8 i swear i am going 2 wrek u.

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-9 # eags 2013-03-05 13:48

weak sauce

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+41 # BetchaCanBoxALittle! 2013-03-05 13:51

Trained boxer!? He leads with looping hooks, AND he drops his right when he throws! Nevertheless, dude should have ran because the other guy had a tattoo on his back. Those things are scary.

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+6 # mac dre 2013-03-05 17:53

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the other guy had a tattoo on his back

I think thats what they meant by traned boxer.

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-9 # Dy 2013-03-05 14:02

really? dropping your hands to your waist instead of drawing them back to your chin after throw punches is what you call "displaying the skills of trained boxer"?. who writes this shit

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+24 # Jay 2013-03-05 14:32

You're right, I recognize what I wrote was kinda wrong.

I should've put: Dude who tranes.

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+11 # WWID? 2013-03-05 14:48

THAT'S who writes this shit, Jack!

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+11 # Ryu 2013-03-05 16:43

That Fuckin Obama! Next he's gonna take away our ability to trane.

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+22 # Sacramento Top Team 2013-03-05 14:56

Ah, the dulcet tones of the Queen's English.

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+2 # Sheps 2013-03-05 16:56

Sorry, since when was every single person who trains as a boxer or mixed martial artist a trained assassin?

You guys do realize that not every person that enters a gym leaves with the skills of Mike Tyson.

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+1 # jt33 2013-03-05 17:28

he knows how to stand and move around like a boxer, but he couldnt throw a straight punch to save his life.

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+2 # mac dre 2013-03-05 17:50

Ahhh. Street mma going back to it's roots.
The Pavement

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+4 # Burroni 2013-03-05 19:35

Why is everyone afraid to throw straight punches in a street fight. Even Forrest Griffen said, in his first book, "throw straight punches as fast and hard as you can" when he was asked about street fights.

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-2 # BaneRises 2013-03-05 21:14

If watching boxing counts as training, then yes. That's a trained boxer

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+3 # dazza 2013-03-06 02:05

Did anyone think it that guy looks like joe lauzon???

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+1 # Criminal 2013-03-06 23:12

The god damned link is dead!!

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