This is it: The final moment before the accumulated combatants of UFC 158 are locked inside the Octagon and told to fight. This is the moment where the battle is done on the scale, and in their underwear, like a cut scene from the hit HBO dramedy Girls. That will be the only moment close to something written by Lena Dunham in MMA history, outside of when the men place their cold feet upon the the scale that will read their fate, then afterwards they can sip on some juice and then get in their opponent's face in an effort to intimidate one another, then explain that they are grumpy due to low blood sugar.

Weigh-ins are glorious times, and don't think the obvious GSP/Diaz face off will be the only thing worth seeing. Freakshow Fletcher and Mike Ricci is fascinating to me for some reason, and it will be cool to see Jordan Mein in the UFC and Nate Marquardt making his return.

Watch the weigh-ins starting at 1pm PST below these words. If the entire week of media leading up to this has been nuts, we predict this will be even nuttier, or nothing will happen at all. Nothing except for your daily recommended amount of mean-mugging.

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0 # Die-Az 2013-03-15 11:23

What will Nick do?

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+1 # runey 2013-03-15 12:16

lol at cote's chocolate

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+4 # Moose 2013-03-15 12:29

Funny, if they didn't roll that promo video for the headliner Diaz would have walked out a 4:20pm EST.

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0 # Sidecheckkick 2013-03-15 12:46

i love that promo song.

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+3 # NICK the GREAT 2013-03-15 12:48

Best welterweight fighter right now , nick Diaz the next champ

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+6 # Sidecheckkick 2013-03-15 12:54

Nick in Pride- shirt if i wasnt a fan id be now.

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+1 # meh 2013-03-15 15:05

it would surprise the fuck out of me and probably even diaz if gsp returned to his kyokushin roots and decided to make it an exciting fight, but that is a huge if. still like gsp more so for who he was and love his wrestling, it's what he does when he's managed a superior position that bores the hell out of me. for that i hope diaz fights the best fight of his life and dismantles gsp round by round. wake him up and let him know that maa isn't a grappling control game. fans pay for excitement. hope nick shakes up the sport tomorrow

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+2 # googleplata 2013-03-15 17:02

Holy fuck Roop!!! I'm hungry just looking at you!

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0 # exactly 2013-03-16 05:04

imo he will be ko'd. he must have had an extremely though weight cut!

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0 # rippie74 2013-03-15 18:40

Based upon that face off I'd say Condit gets KTFO by Hendrix.

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-2 # Regina 2013-03-15 21:57

I'm excited for tomorrow, I bet St. Pierre will win.

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+2 # Marquardt 2013-03-16 05:40

touched his wang when he g ot on the scale (literally he put his hand in his pant) and then shook Ellenberger's hand.. xD

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0 # GingerPubes 2013-03-16 09:12

Is the worst of all pubes

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