At any given moment, someone in Russia is shoveling snow, listening to dance music or knocking someone out. That is the reality of Mother Russia; she will blanket you in beautiful snow, lift your spirits with some techno, then either bring you to the ground crashing with a knock out, or you will be elated by performing the knock out. Who really knows? With the crazy amounts of Street MMA and Meanwhile, in Russia moments we sift through on a daily basis, the ratio of knockout to Russian citizen is probably nearing 1:1.

Living in Russia is probably a lot like living in a real life Xbox 360 public multiplayer session of Call of Duty. Some people have better KO ratios than others, but everyone is always ready to throw down and blast some potentially annoying music through their headphones.

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+8 # TDM 2013-03-15 14:58

Double the violence, double the fun.

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+5 # Cheeboer 2013-03-15 15:14

The greatest analogy I think I've ever come across since yesterday.
That lead in was tops, bravo.

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+28 # XR&y 2013-03-15 15:17

I think the first one was a head kick

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+2 # jaja 2013-03-15 15:42

^^^

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-2 # Moonshiner 2013-03-15 16:28

Fake.
Whats is the name of the song?

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+3 # Hairy Potter 2013-03-15 17:48

The name is Go Back to Youtube, by Fucking Fag.

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+12 # Moonshiner 2013-03-15 18:41

Thanks man I appreciate it.

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0 # TicketWolfer 2013-03-15 23:51

Levels by Avicii

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+2 # XingYi 2013-03-15 19:18

fakery. not a word but uts fakery fucking fake.
where was the humiliating dump taken on one of there faces? not even a little bit of the R-Kelly stylings expressed from the bladder.
fakery. they responded as if they knew that they were knocking them out, as if it were a given. not even a hint of continuing after the strike.
fake fuckery

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+1 # Zyzz 2013-03-16 00:44

Fuuuarrrkkkk..

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