Before getting into this, we feel obligated to include some sort of disclaimer right up front. Throughout the years, we’ve seen some pretty wild stuff, but what you’re about to see entirely obliterates our faith in humanity. That being said, this will probably be the most horrific thing you’ll see today, unless you end up renting The Mummy from Blockbuster.

You start with a 2 fighters in a ring, and that’s where the similarities between Shockfights and any other combat sports end. There are no judges, skill levels, weight classes, or rules; it’s just you, an opponent, and 3,000,000 volt tasers strapped to each hand. That’s not a typo. I proofread it. The only way to win is via submission or "shock out". According to the Shockfights Website, this new pastime combines the evolution of technology and MMA into a sport “too dangerous for those “ultimate” fighters…”

Although it’s currently banned in all 50 states and all throughout the entire civilized World, Michael Alexander (Shockfights Founder/President) has this to say:

“Well, we felt it was a natural progression. Boxing begat wrestling, wrestling begat the MMA, and the next step in extreme fighting would be to put true warriors in a ring, against each other with three million volts of electricity charging out. Winner takes all.”

When asked who can compete in shock fights, he said:

“Anybody who has the balls, and a dick big enough can step inside and do this. Let me tell you, If any of you out there right now want to come in and join Shockfights, we’re willing to have you. Just leave your fear at home and leave any notions of safety behind. But if you want to join Shockfights, we want you. Black, White, Hispanic, or Chinese, Asian, it doesn’t matter. Bring it on! Contact me. Join Shockfights.com right now, and find out what it’s all about.”

You can listen to the rest of his interview here.

Check out one of their highlight videos from their first DVD:

We’d normally just go ahead and file an article like this somewhere in our “WTF” section where it could hang out with Paulo Filho’s wardrobe, WAR Machine’s tweets, and James Toney’s interviews, but Shockfights forced us to create a sub-folder titled “Too Raw for WTF” just to keep us from confusing it with the remainder of everyday “WTF” stuff. Seriously though, please don’t rent The Mummy.

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+3 # Guest 2010-03-16 05:01

fucking idiots, way to set mma back another 50 years. not even entertaining just dumb.

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0 # Guest 2010-03-16 05:33

gay

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+2 # MMAmadman 2010-03-16 05:46

Uhhhhhhhhhhmmmm mmm. Unbelievable. I thought this was a joke until I watched video. Still a joke, but much, much sadder that it's also reality. WTF x infinity = this nonsense.

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-1 # Guest 2010-03-16 10:05

Its not the volts, but the ohms that gey you. Don't you watch mythbusters?

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+1 # Guest 2010-06-03 06:22

Amps idiot.

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0 # sukotsuto 2010-03-16 05:58

Looks more like playing tag with tasers. 3,000,000volts? I know a person who died from getting shocked by 20,000volts, and that girl had 3rd-4th degree burns.

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+3 # Guest 2010-03-18 07:35

theres no such thing as 4th degree burns, it stops at 3rd degree.

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+1 # Guest 2010-06-03 06:20

Not true.

4th degree burn is when it goes through the flesh and burns bone and organs.

No I am not joing, that is a real thing which apparently happens.

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-4 # Guest 2010-03-16 06:33

just gave the video a zero and flagged it!

my actions are more epic than this sad excuse of a fight

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+2 # Guest 2010-03-17 16:12

you sir, are a [censored].

good day

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0 # Guest 2010-03-16 06:55

I loved The Mummy. The second one was good too. Anything that has Rachel Wesiz is A-OK by me.
Shockfights should do a joint promotion with X-arm.

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+3 # Bauzen 2010-03-16 14:05

I'd rather compete in Shockfights than sit through the Mummy again.

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0 # Guest 2010-03-16 11:28

hahah its like tag. i love it.

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0 # Guest 2010-03-16 18:49

hmmm....

I would make it mandatory and even give out knives instead of shockers. That would clear out the urban hoods a little.

Somehow the "human cockfighting" comment makes sense again.

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+3 # Bauzen 2010-03-17 04:17

They actually have electric tipped knives used in law enforcement training. Some (underground) organizations actually have competitions utilizing them out in Southern California. Shockfights is your magic carpet ride into the future.

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+3 # Guest 2010-03-17 02:02

Asians and Chinese people?

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+5 # Guest 2010-03-17 10:31

So what happens when they touch gloves at the beginning?

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+2 # Guest 2010-03-17 15:47

It's kind of cool because you can KO someone with a kick and then shock them back into consciousness and then keep re-knocking them out and shocking them....until they all die. The End

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-1 # Guest 2010-03-17 18:12

TNB nothing more nothing less.

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