You could live for the next ten thousand years, travel the earth barefoot, climb the highest mountain and master every religion on this planet and you will not find a single reason why this story of Vyacheslav Datsik can not be classified as 'baller'. If God truly exists, then Datsik undoubtedly bullied him in highschool. Stolen lunch money, sporadic wedgies at recess, The Almighty had it hard back in those days and all fingers should be pointed in Vyacheslav Datsik's general direction.

In Pankration, Datsik faced off against Vitali Shkraba where he repeatedly kicked and stomped on his testicles as Shkraba rolled around in pain. The referee had to restrain Datsik with a forearm choke that nearly killed him. After losing his last six fights, his former training partner and alleged gay lover, Oleg Titov, spread rumors that Datsik died in a train wreck. The rumors were deemed false when St. Petersburg police arrested Viacheslav Datsik for a string of robberies at mobile phone stores across Russia. Since 2007, Datsik has been incarcerated in a high security psychiatric clinic but was transferred to a low-security facility last month. According to Russia's Fontanka News, Vyacheslav Datsik escaped the psychiatric ward last Saturday using his bare hands.

"He tore a hole in a chain-link fence with his bare hands and fled. We immediately informed police about his escape"

The next day, a St. Petersburg mobile phone store notified the police that someone raided the store and made off with 7000 rubles and a Nokia phone. When the police arrived, a salesman identified the phone thief as none other than your boy, Viacheslav Datsik. The guy is too raw for humanity and if, in the infinite possibilities of this vast universe, he somehow makes it on the next season of The Ultimate Fighter, I would raid a string of mobile phone stores in Datsik's honor (and you should too). [Source]

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0 # Evan_C 2010-08-25 19:57

Maybe he juiced up beforehand using cans of oxygen.

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+2 # Guest 2010-08-25 19:58

Damn, this dude is baller.

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+3 # synthsis 2010-08-25 19:59

I want to see him fight Dan Quinn. Winner gets a shot at Kimbo in Strikeforce, loser has to go harvest Stevia for the next 6 months.

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+6 # Guest 2010-08-25 21:14

If I was a mobile phone salesman in Moscow, I would be shitting my pants.

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+1 # gomer316 2010-08-25 22:16

Could you imagine being the store clerk. That guy could rip your head off.

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0 # Thomson 2010-08-26 02:54

I thought he was already out, since there were stories going around of him supposedly joining neo nazi movement.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQETH64RkrA

Ah well, this dude probably does it all at the same time!

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+1 # Guest 2010-08-26 04:26

Link to fight with Shkraba?

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0 # Guest 2010-08-26 04:28

Check this out[youtube]htt p://www.youtube .com/watch?v=fx twJQpRLmE&featu re=related[/you tube]

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0 # Guest 2010-08-26 04:29

F---ed up. Sorry.

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+1 # Guest 2010-08-26 04:29

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=fxtwJ QpRLmE[/youtube ]

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0 # Guest 2010-08-26 04:44

Nasty, nasty dude.

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+1 # sukotsuto 2010-08-26 05:53

The man is literally fucking crazy lol
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4HNFLC-Nvk[/youtube]

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0 # Guest 2010-08-26 06:09

BATSHIT CRAZY

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+10 # Guest 2010-08-26 06:38

It's like Dan Quinn and Zangief had a retarded child and fed him only Stevia for his first 20 years.

Impressive results.

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0 # Guest 2010-08-26 18:01

I always wondered what would happen if The Scarecrow met Ivan Drago.

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0 # chiggs 2010-09-08 21:21

We need a translation on this vid with him ASAP!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIYpKiuSW4s&feature=related

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0 # GrimsGrind 2012-06-08 15:53

zangief....daha hhahahhaa

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