We're going to reveal our 'Free Chael Sonnen' shirt today for pre-order, so everyone just take it easy, egh? Everyone just continue to consume their Sausage Egg McMuffin and drink their leftover bottle of Heineken from last night. It might be lukewarm, but you can never let a beer go 'missing in action'. If you do, then you're simply not a responsible pseudo-alcoholic.

Continuing with their trend of breaking heavy MMA news before any other site, TMZ spoke to Dana White about the enigma that is Chael Sonnen. No cameras were shoved in his face, nor was that blonde surfer guy on the show anywhere to be found. White commented on Chael's contract and even mentioned that he 'froze' his contract due to Chael pleading guilty to real-estate money laundering.

"Chael Sonnen has gone through a lot in the last few months and we think it's important for him to focus on getting his personal life together before focusing on his career in the UFC."

"I spoke with Chael earlier today and he agrees that setting priorities in his life is the best thing for him right now. I sincerely hope Chael is able to straighten out his personal life."

Props to Chael Sonnen's Mexican doppelganger for successfully evading all questions and phone calls from Dana White. We sincerely hope Mexican Chael Sonnen continues to do whatever alleged doppelgangers do. [Source]

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0 # twitter/donnybrook 2011-01-05 09:39

It occurs to me that, should Chael do actual time, "homie" is about the best thing he could look forward to being called. We need a reaction from the guy that tried to punk him on that phone interview right meow.

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0 # synthsis 2011-01-05 09:42

I think We (as in the Middle Easy network) need to option the rights to the Chael Sonnen movie. Think of it now: Oregon Gangster defies all odds, then wait for it.....BLAM. gets nailed for PEDS and money laundering in the same 2 month span. Goes to jail and gets shivved. I call dibbs on Executive Producer.

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0 # chiggs 2011-01-05 10:15

Quoting synthsis:

I think We (as in the Middle Easy network) need to option the rights to the Chael Sonnen movie. Think of it now: Oregon Gangster defies all odds, then wait for it.....BLAM. gets nailed for PEDS and money laundering in the same 2 month span. Goes to jail and gets shivved. I call dibbs on Executive Producer.

Instant classic guaranteeeeeed. Perhaps even get his mexican counterpart to play his own role!! Im down for for some Directing :) FUcking Chael lol

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+1 # 1251 2011-01-05 10:24

Good.

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-1 # metricjulie 2011-01-05 10:26

It doesn't say how to order the Free Chael Sonnen shirt.

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+3 # Guest 2011-01-05 10:26

couldn't happen to a better guy.

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+4 # Sambro 2011-01-05 10:28

When it rains it pours. With no way of making a living, Sonnen gets popped with making and selling meth.

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+1 # Guest 2011-01-05 11:35

'bout time!

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