BJ Penn is like the Hawaiian Jesus right now. Dude doesn't walk on water, he hops out of it (without using his hands). What would Jesus do? I don't know. What would Hawaiian Jesus do? Put his leg over his head like it's nothing. He would also get his boy on the phone to confirm that Vitor Belfort is fighting Fedor Emelianenko on the Affliction III card. Everyone can put those Lashley vs. Fedor matches back in Never Never Land. Maybe soon, but definitely not this August. So what does that mean for Affliction? It means that they can keep the 'B' and 'T' in Barnett and just scratch out everything in between. The card is still stacked like my friend's mom so it's definitely going to be worth watching (just like my friend's mom).